Comments on Profile Post by Pyruvate

  1. Vansen
    Vansen
    Sheets of solid black? It's 2017 and I'm constantly surprised at how much toner my coworkers go through.
    May 27, 2017
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  2. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Order some awesome old-ass scholarly texts relating to whatever you love via inter-library loan, photocopy yourself a copy for "research purposes".

    Alternate suggestion: 15,000 photocopies of your butt to send to every politician in America.
    May 27, 2017
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  3. barelyincollege
    barelyincollege
    Sell the printing credit, spend it all on beer (or audio gear, or both.)
    May 27, 2017
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  4. %20 Oddity
    %20 Oddity
    Atlas Shrugged, twenty times in different fonts
    May 28, 2017
    Thad E Ginathom and Pyruvate like this.
  5. ButtUglyJeff
    ButtUglyJeff
    Have you every heard of Jimmy Kimmel's prank X-Mas card from his agent? Look it up...
    May 28, 2017
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  6. Pyruvate
    Pyruvate
    You guys all f'ing kill me.
    May 28, 2017