Sofa King is not a special snowflake

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by Sofa King, Nov 28, 2016.

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  1. HitmanFluffy

    HitmanFluffy Hoping to see real genitals someday!

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    Something about this hobby attracts some real "special" types.

    Perfection.
     
  2. thegunner100

    thegunner100 Hentai Master Chief

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  3. sphinxvc

    sphinxvc Gear Master (retired)

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    LMAO. I condone this doxing.
     
  4. MuppetFace

    MuppetFace Sultana of Seafoam Green - Moderator

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    Hopefully all that shit I bothered to type up won't go to waste and will serve as an explanation for those genuinely confused by why an intro post like this is not going to win you any e-respect or butt pats.

    If you see you're the only one being "picked on," you really should look at your own posts for the answers rather than try to psychoanalyze everyone else.

    Also READ the stuff we ask you to read when signing up. If you think you're a special case and don't need to, do it anyway.
     
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    He will be back. This is a flavour of personality disorder that won't be content without having the parting shot...
     
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    Joined Friday - banned Monday. Anyone know if Sofa King set a new record?
     
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    GoodEnoughGear Evil Dr. Shultz‎

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    Ah, I needed that. Heeheeheehee.
     
  8. HitmanFluffy

    HitmanFluffy Hoping to see real genitals someday!

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    I needed a fresh dose of memes to get my week started. That did the trick.
     
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    perkele Acquaintance

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    This thread makes me happy. Reminds me of GUTB. Maybe they are cousins? Hope so.
     
  10. Huxleigh

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    Right? If you're looking for a dose of (hilarious) self-destruction, insecurity, and emotional instability, the SNR is wonderful.
    Seriously high levels of dankitude, here. :bow:
     
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  11. OJneg

    OJneg The Most Insufferable

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    I actually had to re-read his post because I thought you were just adding things to it for exaggeration purposes, then I saw he actually said those things. 10/10 would laugh again.
     
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    OJneg The Most Insufferable

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    Someone give @%20 Oddity Friend status
     
  14. zerodeefex

    zerodeefex SBAF's Imelda Marcos

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    @MuppetFace already asked me to for this exact reason, haha.
     
  15. HitmanFluffy

    HitmanFluffy Hoping to see real genitals someday!

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    He speaks our language
    MonSoonMemes.png
     
  16. Hrodulf

    Hrodulf Prohibited from acting as an MOT until year 2050

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    *tips headphones*

    Bravo good sir!

    *teleports away to continue studying the blade*
     
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    Seems I missed all the excitement but geez.

    I can't believe that guy was taking his posts even halfway seriously. That level of self-delusion only happens in books and movie characters..
     
  18. Ryu

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    Hold up, how do I go about getting some of these butt pats? I've been around the block for a while now and I haven't gotten any of these yet. :(
     
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    I'm still undecided if OP is satirical or not.

    SBAF has tons of great content, but this should officially be known as the greatest post thus far.
     
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    Sbaf really has a special place in my heart. And @%20 Oddity 's post made my day haha.
     
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