The Funny/LOL Thread

Schiit:
''USB PYST. This is the complete redefinition of USB cables. It actually, physically transports you* into an alternate universe where superbly-mastered, 24/192 music streams 24/7, free of charge to all listeners, for all genres. Supermodels in this alternate world are all deeply into high-end audio, and will beg to go out with you. Butterflies swirl in fantastic colors over clean-lined porcelain cityscapes, everyone is a millionaire, and flying cars run on air. It's a beautiful place to be! ''

 

I bet supermodels secretly like big 'toobz' :x

 

"Live video feed of construction work being done"

 

lol.

 

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you can be as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....
Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes, sir.'
Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

 

Amusing and so true, I read the news less these days.



Now where do I pick up my fish license...

 

Anime portrayal of an audiophile.

 

NASA recently had a contest to find help for a serious issue in space: Designing a waste-disposal system for a spacesuit.


This is the actual official graphic NASA used for the contest:





And here's an article on the contest itself and the winners:
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...oblem-solvers-take-home-cash-prizes-from-nasa

 

Don't want to get 'political' but SNL Trump parodies are funny man

 

Monty Python to the rescue. Authoritarian rulers need serious mockery...