NSFW: Massdrop x HIFIMAN HE4XX Marketing Photo Contest

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by brencho, Aug 3, 2017.

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What should Massdrop use as an HE4XX marketing photo to satisfy Brencho? Two votes allowed.

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  1. brencho

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    Entry #1
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    Entry #2
    http://i.imgur.com/aA9cI6Z.jpg


    Entry #3
    http://i.imgur.com/yu48G7p.jpg


    Entry #4
    http://i.imgur.com/Z21IPTB.jpg




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    Christ on a cracker so I finally looked at the Massdrop page... I especially love the marketing pic of the chick rocking them outside with a smile on her face. like, if you're going to chill with these outside at least look concerned as you try to hide from people. Similarly love the Jude Law guy with the faraway eyes. These might be more effective if they're held provocatively between the legs of a naked chick, or like maybe headphones resting on large pillowy breasts. Just spitballing, but take note Massdrop. I'm available for a small fee.

    The Fang peen stroking is also hilarious. Oh the drivers were the result of his PhD work at Columbia? PhD work is usually fucked in some way cause you're still a dummy graduate student. I speak for myself of course. Because I haven't landed my non-company in Forbes or Time magazine. I say shoot for Playboy with the above ads or go home.
     
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  2. purr1n

    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    Photochop contest. Naked girls, dudes, trannies wearing HE4XX. $25 to winner. Minimum 3 entries.
     
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    I don't know if I want to rapidly hit refresh or dislike your post @Marvey o_O:eek::D
     
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    Will a "Two Girls and a HE4XX" video parody suffice?

    *If you don't know "two girls and a cup", trust me, you don't want to.
     
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  6. purr1n

    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    I am dead serious. $25 to starving student winner. Only two more entries required for me to send $25 to the winner.
     
  7. JayC

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    Okay gotta start tagging all those students here now

    @spwath @FallingObjects (I know you just graduated, but you aren't working yet so maybe you're eligible?)

    More than the prize, I'm looking forward to this snowballing out of control :p
     
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  8. FallingObjects

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    I had a promising job interview this morning, so I feel like it's poor form if I submit an entry right now ;)

    (Plus between the CAD dollar rising, and the DOW reaching all time highs, I've done pretty well on trading in the last two weeks)
     
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    Good work! Just need to work the word "moist" into it. Tattoo perhaps?
     
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    Is this the naked girl, the dude and the tranny all at once?
     
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    don't end contest yet, I'll make an entry.
     
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    Two beautiful women and no beautiful dudes or trannies. I am disappointed.
     
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    You asked for it...


    @Marvey, my entry..
    WARING, very NSFW... NSFL for some, gay porn. Do note I just viewed it for the contest...
    http://imgur.com/a/3BfxG

    EDIT: got a little lazy making the cable, but you get the idea. All I had to do this in was paint.net.

    EDIT 2: Also, why are we doing this?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    For $25. And the honour of being pronounced the winner.
     
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    Well I had to look at it for like 20 mins... though I was mostly zoomed in on his head.
     
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    Lol took a quick peek hahahahahaha good one @spwath

    The other guy is definitely jelly of his headphones.
     
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    Haha, good job! I like how you felt the need to mention that you only looked at the picture for the contest :p
    Nobody's judging you here, just the overall result in the picture

    That said, the results from the mods and what not have made me think of getting a pair of these headphones but I need to keep a tight wallet for now so maybe when one of you guys want to sell yours, let me know?
     
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    I know there's a caption involving open back/ bareback waiting to be thought of.
     

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