Hi SBAFers, mind keeping your morons on check?

Shalom to you all, my name is Rabbi Adolf Hirschewitz. Please keep your retards contained. Thank you very much.

https://imgur.com/a/k8bd0za

 

Awwwwww...

And may "all your base belong to us"...

 

*in

 

this thread. it's going places.

 

What you say!?

 

Weimar Republic, really? You represent the freethinkers partying while the Nazis are preparing to seize power? Or Jews about to exterminated?

 

Rabbi, let's use some common sense here. First, SBAF does not control who can say what, where, how, or when. If it did, I'd be the first to tell them to f**k off. Second, if you have a problem with something someone said, take it up with them. They are ultimately responsible for their actions.

Blaming an entire community for the actions of someone you *assume* is a member here is a dangerous way of thinking. You should be very aware of why. Let me give an example: I met a Jewish person once, and they weren't nice, so all Jewish people must be assholes. Is that how you encourage people to think? To make assumptions and to generalize?

Your picture doesn't show a user name, so how are we to know what context this was in, what site they posted it on, or who might have posted such a terribly offensive statement. (That was sarcasm, as the post might be disagreeable, but it's hardly worthy of coming over here and starting shit of your own.)

Be a better person Rabbi.

 

I think you're all taking this way too seriously. Obvious troll is obvious.

Feel free to troll him over there:
http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/67904242#p67917751

 

WTF Microsoft, im 19, I don't need to ask my family to visit 4chan on edge....

 

Not to be like the OP and generalise an entire community, but for the most part 4chan is ursine faecal matter regurgitated by an army of misshapen eldritch toddlers with rumination disorder and mixed with half-rotted intestines given form on the internet.

Obvious troll is obvious, true, and I normally abstain from feeding, but using retard as an insult is low.

Could someone put this thread into the shadow zone already please?

More than anything else... you're using Edge??????

 

Not very becoming of a rabbi to call people retards, is it..?

 

Oh ! Thank you so much Rabbi !

I've been looking for my moron for a week now. He escaped my surveillance when I was cleaning his cage and I couldn't for the life of me find him anywhere.

You have my deepest gratitude and sincere apologies for any embarrassment he may have caused to you.

You can contact me privately to arrange for his return to his cage in my basement. Rest assure that he will understand that laughing at you was NOT ok. And to teach him, he will get a thourough whipping while reading the message where he mocked you.

Thank you Rabbi and I'm looking forward to receiving your message.

Love,
Frenchbat

 

Your own government doesn't think you're responsible enough to drink alcohol legally yet (I could be wrong here), but you expect to get treated like an adult?

The first step in achieving true adulthood is realising that there's no such thing. Everyone else is just better at bluffing.

 

You get talked about a lot on 4chan, Marv. There's even people posting your personal photos from your Instagram there.

 

Good.. One... Larry.

(How was that? Did I get the accent anything like right? Do I have to try harder? Hey-Ho, I guess I do. )

 

This is better that Big Brother on my TV

 

Wtf! I think I know who. Certain ex-members that are very comfortable in a 4chan setting.

 

It's the place where people go if they're too toxic for Reddit.