Sad troll gets really upset and wastes energy talking shit

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by Marv_is_a_douche_nugget, Jun 12, 2019.

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  1. Marv_is_a_douche_nugget

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    Man this guy must be 14...
     
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    Marv is sexier than you.
     
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    You'd be surprised I think. Internet is an echo chamber for all sorts, including the low level ones.
     
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    I think the saddest thing is someone spent time on Photoshop for a weak troll attempt.
     
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    If you look real close and read between the lines, you can tell OP lives in his mom's basement. You can just imagine him in a dark filthy corner of that basement, fingers covered in Cheeto dust, working hard on the meme thinking "Oh, I got Marv this time!"...
     
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    I guess that I will never be relevant enough to have my own hate troll. It can be a weird sign of success in this virtual depraved world.

    Hey @purr1n want to send a troll or two this way?
     
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    I don't know how that opening post has morphed over time, but I suspect that the cause of the original post was that the Douche_Nugget has faithfully bought every single item of gear that Marv has ever mentioned. He doesn't wait to see what Marv may say about it later, just clicks buy as soon as the model number drops from Marv's fingers onto the keyboard. Marv typed it: it must be good, right?

    Maybe recently Marv wrote about something he really didn't like. Of course, Mr D-N buys it. But this time, he cannot fail to notice how awful it is. Oh the horror! Oh the betrayal! Attack Marv! Attack Marv! Attack! Attack!

    Mr D-N is a broken man. He will never trust another internet page in his life. All his emotions have turned in on him like a whirlpool of poison.

    It's a bit unfair of us to expect intelligence from a man in his condition. We should sympathise. And then execute.
     
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    How can I sneak sbaf at work if you make me laugh out loud?

    But also what a terrible, dumb meme format. Thanks, I hate it.
     
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    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    OP should spend his time more wisely. If he worked this hard at saving money, he could afford a hooker and happy ending. Then impotent rage wouldn’t morph into wasting everyone’s time on lame troll posts.
     
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    @purr1n Can we host a meet together and have both our nipples protruding from our shirts in solidarity?
     
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    Only if my hairy nipples are accepted.
     
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    You share a pair of nipples with @purr1n?
     
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    That sounds horrible, lol. Like some human centipede experiment gone awry.
     
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    Oh man. I just finished 33 years working with kids, and/or people with kid like mentalities and now this guy returns. Nipples?? Really?? Please continue to hold, while I hang up. Not really worth the energy. What’s funny is he obviously doesn’t know @purrin in real life. In keeping with the OP. Sad. Very very sad. Probably low energy as well. And slow. Very slow.
     
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    Send him to Bob
     
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    I read that as Big Boob scene. Must have been thinking about nipples.
     
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