The Funny/LOL Thread

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    Bigus Dickus!
     
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    ("mentula magna" in Latin)

    I'm kind of puzzled why the Latin word for "penis" would be in the feminine format. Those progressive Romans!!
     
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    Two of my old favourites:

    Guy walks into a bar in Ancient Rome, asks for a Martinus. Bartender says ‘don’t you mean Martini?’ Guy says ‘if I want more than one I’ll ask’. (Compliments of Wayne and Schuster)

    Guy walks into a tailor in Ancient Greece with a pair of pants. Says ‘Eumenides?’ Tailor says ‘why, Euripides?’ :))
     
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    A friend of mine, on holiday in Greece, had a whole bus-full laughing...

    Seeing a tree whose branches had collected many bits of plastic-bag litter, he remarked, It's a shrine to the goddess Polythene.

    Another of my favourite off-the-cuff single liners... As a rickety cupboard in the office spontaneously collapsed, my colleague remarked, Limited shelf life!
     
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    Some of my H.S. buds were into puns. The best I heard in high school happened this way:

    It was 9th grade biology class. Denise had the unenviable task of giving a 5" talk on human zygote formation & subsequent cellular development. Not a snicker was heard as she made her way through this uncomfortable topic. When she was finished, Doug stood up and said enthusiastically, "Let's give Denise a standing ovulation!" (the place went nuts).

    Years later we're still snickering over that one...
     
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    One time in undergrad, overheard a couple students at the next table studying

    A: ... known for his anti-semantic stance against...
    B: semitic
    A: what?
    B: semitic, not semantic
    A: what's the difference?
    B: semantics

    I laughed. Dude A still didn't get it.
     
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    FUNNY!!

    I'm picturing those anti-semantics types standing around a bonfire, throwing philosophy books into the flames...
     
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    Just to be an annoying prick and put it back in your head for the next day.
     
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    It's too bad there isn't a 3rd ice-bin to the right labelled, "Baby"
     
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    The actual physical baby that is sitting in front of the third (olive/tan) chest isn't enough? :D
     
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    I never even noticed that. In fact, I can't make out what is to the right of the ice-bin. I just "viewed photo fullsize" and still can't make it out."

    I guess everybody else sees it, so my bad...
     
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    Make sure you read the bottom caption - I love the subtlety of this.
     
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    The caption being in type suggests to me that it might not have been rejected, at least, not everywhere.
     
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    One of my favorite cartoons:

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    King Cole Tea is a universally available tea bag throughout the Canadian maritimes. Each tea bag is larger than those we use in the U.S., and the tea therein is sufficiently strong that one can actually reuse a King Cole tea bag (though the outcome is not ideal).

    (the condoms require no explanation)

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    This place is around the corner. I always want call up and say “are there shoe repairs - roger”. :))
     
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    "roger, shoe repairs present and correct. Over and out."

    Or it could be a request. Roger being a very old-fashioned word for f**k. As in Roger the lodger.
     
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    Am I getting old? Actually I am 61, but apparently these circular beards are a thing.
    It’s a hard no here!
     
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    Good god, as if neck beards were not bad enough, someone had to come up with something worse! :eek: :rolleyes:
     

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