The Funny/LOL Thread

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  1. Syzygy

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    ColtMrFire Writes better fan fics than you

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    Not sure if any Patrice Oneal fans in the house. But this is one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever heard in my life.

     
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    ^I have a date coming over Saturday and am anticipating things get a little freaky. Any chance you'd know where to get one of those things somewhere around LA?
     
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    Simultaneously amused and grossed out.

    Gently insert the Windi (just like a rectal thermometer) Is this to imply that most parents know how to insert rectal thermometers? Because despite having two kids, this has never been a thing to even cross my mind.
     
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    gixxerwimp Professional tricycle rider

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    10W40 probably isn't recommended for pediatric use.
     
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    As the parent of an infant, I am quite familiar with this product, and I just want to say that it works as advertised. Got this in a care package from a relative and instantly thought it was a joke.

    No joke, friends. You got some gassy kids? Break out this butt straw. Standard.
     
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    "Having a problem"

     
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    Make sure the shrimps do not escape, okay?

     
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    O MY GOD

    Let's not forget the "traditional oil vs synthetic oil" debate.
     
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    Met some cowboys in the street. They asked if I could help them round up 28 cows. I said, "Sure! Happy to help. That'd be 30 cows."
     
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    This one was listed as one of the best at recent Edinburgh Festival. I've been laughing at it for days!
     
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    Um, nice Asgard.
     
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    I didn't know Tom Cruise was in American Psycho.
     
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    The good ol' Orpheus making grown men cry
     
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