The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. Biodegraded

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    Quarantine day 3: when you can't get out to play football...

     
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    Still funny and unsettling...

     
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    Single-handily responsible for the giraffe - wasn't that part of the next bit with Ford once they land on the planet? Wow, been a while since I've thought about that!
     
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    Good thing humanity has learnt from its past (generally speaking of course)...



    P.S. One of my favourite scenes in cinema about the Middle Ages ever, the Pythons were massive nerds.
     
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    Yep, honey badgers...

     
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    Aha...



     
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    Yep, morbid humour...

     
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    When you are salty, you are seasoned...

     
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    Daleks...

     
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    I jest you need jesters...

     
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    Why did you gag the cat? Is this some sort of super-kinky bondage thing?
     
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    This woman has been staring at the guy opposite, on the train, for ten minutes. Eventually, she leans over and says, "Excuse me, but are you Jewish?" He replies that he is not.

    After repeating more-or-less the same conversation two or three times, she says, "Are you sure you're not Jewish?"

    "Oh, OK... I am Jewish."

    "That's funny. You don't look it."
     
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    Some good Covid one-liners:

    - My house got TP'd last night, it's now appraised for $100,000 more.

    - Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing a mask and glove? Now everyone is out looking like they want to be starting something.

    - Home invasions should probably decline - everyone is home with guns and enough bleach and paper towels to clean up a crime scene.

    - And you thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans who can't sit and stay.

    - My body has absorbed so much soap and sanitizer lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

    - Homeschooling Day #3 - they all graduated. #Done.

    - Just saw my neighbor scraping the "My child is an honor student" bumper sticker off their car - guess homeschooling isn't going so well.

    - When this is all over, we're throwing the biggest "St. Patrick's Easter de Mayo of July" party anyone's ever seen.


    Cheers everyone and be safe
     
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    I know I always recommend this site for the porn, but I never expected cats in people's underpants.
     
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    Yes, if you know French you will get it. "Quoi?"

     
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    Wealthy and famous people sing about communist ideals in this period. Wait, what?



    P.S. What have celebrities learnt from "We Are The World"? Apparently very little.
     

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