The Funny/LOL Thread

BC Ferries reminds passengers that face masks are mandatory during all on-board activities:

 

LOL, oh my gawd I just spit my coffee out. How could they not see this!!??

 

Until I came back today, I could only see a man with a tortoise on his head.

Many years back, one colleague called another, "Dick Head!" The offended colleague moulded a dick+balls from Bluetack (British, a mouldable adhesive) and stuck it on his forehead. Spent the rest of the day like that.

 

1:59 minutes video.

 

I think you meant "buggers," not "beggars"

 

Years ago my friend Steve went motorcycling with his son--who had a wicked sense of humor, just like Steve. The son used a fluorescent magic marker to write "I'm a pussy" on the back of Steve's helmet. Everywhere they went people snickered at Steve and he couldn't understand why--until they arrived home and he actually looked at the back of his helmet.

To his final day Steve praised his son for a prank well done...

 

"The family ate everything on the table, including the baby."

MISSPLACED CLAUSES KILL

 

I was hoping to keep things PG-13 but yes

It's honestly just wearing a mask— I don't see what's so hard about it.

 

My favorite funny EU ad--very droll, not in your face at all:

 

ff to 0:41

 

I can wait for 2021 now.

 

Why should it always be the image I'm looking for?

Not fair.

 

Jean Paul Sartre famously said, "Hell is other people." (painfully true)

Perhaps hell is also deleted images that are exactly the ones you're looking for.

(hell is a big place--a "big tent" of pain)

 

A couple of observations about the old vs. new cartoon meme:

1. They're older than me and listening to 90's music, whilst I still mostly listen to 70's music? Haha. (I still profess that there hasn't been a decade of music any better than ~67-76).

2. The old guys know it's better to buy their music instead of renting it every month. (Meh, I do both because Mrs. Syzygy; but I'd rather own music I like).

 

Yep, skip Christmas go for Sump'n Claus...