The Funny/LOL Thread

Man.. I reposted this from a local "Dark humor" forum. I thought this was good, because there is also a hint of truth to that. Got to love those faces. Ignore if you are easily offended. Have a Merry Christmas!

 

@Rob the Comic I love these "news ads" that Juicemedia does. Have you seen these?

 

He wasn't referring to your post. He was referring to the post saying the quality of the posts in this thread were low and not very funny.

 

Ok. Whatever you say man.

 

I was just referring to some recent ones that were interesting, just not funny. @Rob the Comic you know we all love you.

 

Don’t worry guys, I have a hide like Jesse the Rhino but I do appreciate the kind words. I can take it - I once did a gig at a place called Woy Woy to an audience of 3, and 2 of them had seen me before and hated me the first time - tough crowd. I was also once Bob Dylan’s support act at the Sydney Entertainment Center - may as well have been a mime act ha ha. I also once went on at a club to a room full of pissed nitwits that had been watching strippers for 3 hours. Again, like the Dylan gig, I don’t know why they booked me but I’d go anywhere when I was young. Anyway, I walk out at 10pm after the strippers and in an act of unknowing genius, some guy sees me, stands up like spokesdick for the entire room and in genuine abject horror, screams out ‘no, no, bring back the real c***’’ I remember thinking ‘only 30 minutes to go’ ha ha.

Have a safe and Happy Christmas fellas!

 

Okay @Grattle here’s yours!

Ha ha, just joking of course, Happy Holidays mate.

 

Happy Holidays to you and all the other fine folks here!

 

A man is shipwrecked on a jungle island and is greeted by natives. In the distance, he hears the sound of drums. He asks what the drums are for and the chief answers, "The drums must not stop." The man is forced to stay the night in the natives’ village. All through the night, the drums keep playing, so he is unable to sleep. He gets up in the morning, goes to the chief and asks why the drums couldn't stop. The chief answered, "Because, when drum solo stop, sax solo start."

 

You should have paid him, and used that in your act. Hmmm... I suppose you just did!

In the context of pornographic entertainment, an Australian bloke telling jokes must have been about as welcome as a poetry recital

 

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Some people need more Maceo Parker in their life.

 

Strine is poetry, mate!

 

Metzger does have some funny ones...