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Comments on Profile Post by brencho

  1. cskippy
    cskippy
    Bahahahaha
    Oct 29, 2018
  2. zerodeefex
    zerodeefex
    Worse news: his urine was red. Worst news: we lost @brencho due to dick cancer.
    Oct 29, 2018
  3. JustAnotherRando
    JustAnotherRando
    "Mostly" :)

    Were you trying to use the phone at the same time as using the urinal?

    If so, hopefully not the camera function.
    Oct 29, 2018
    kixx, Josh83, DigMe and 1 other person like this.
  4. insidious meme
    insidious meme
    The real question is: wtf were you doing that had your phone falling into a urinal?
    Oct 29, 2018
    OldDude04 likes this.
  5. brencho
    brencho
    These are all very good questions guys
    Oct 29, 2018
  6. MrTeaRex
    MrTeaRex
    What is the zoom on the iPhone camera nowadays anyway?
    Oct 29, 2018
    spwath likes this.
  7. brencho
    brencho
    Mine is a pixel, which is why it's still alive. Apple woulda choked on my pee
    Oct 29, 2018
  8. DigMe
    DigMe
    BTW, Quit sending me these urinal Dick pics.
    Oct 29, 2018
    BenjaminBore and brencho like this.
  9. brencho
    brencho
    Sorry guys I'm really Anthony weiner
    Oct 29, 2018
  10. JustAnotherRando
    JustAnotherRando
    "Mine is a pixel" - it's a bit small, isn't it?
    Oct 29, 2018
  11. Merrick
    Merrick
    “They mostly come out at night. Mostly.”
    Oct 29, 2018
  12. scapeinator1
    scapeinator1
    Oh god.
    Oct 29, 2018
  13. cskippy
    cskippy
    Your avatar makes perfect sense now
    Oct 29, 2018
    kixx, Thad E Ginathom, Josh83 and 5 others like this.
  14. Vansen
    Vansen
    Worser news: Modern phones are waterproof. You fished that phone out the piss bucket, washed it off, and put it back in your pocket. Until you upgrade, every time you take a call, you’ll be holding a urinal cake to your face.
    Oct 29, 2018
    kixx, Thad E Ginathom, Josh83 and 2 others like this.
  15. netforce
    netforce
    One of my biggest fears is if I drop my phone while taking a dump into the toilet.
    Oct 29, 2018
    kixx, Josh83, DigMe and 2 others like this.
  16. JK47
    JK47
    ^first world problems
    Oct 30, 2018
  17. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Some things need proper attention. Using a phone while pissing is almost as irresponsible as using a phone when driving!
    Oct 30, 2018
  18. drgumbybrain
    drgumbybrain
    Still works?
    Oct 30, 2018
    brencho likes this.
  19. ButtUglyJeff
    ButtUglyJeff
    Are peeing dick selfies a thing now?
    Oct 31, 2018
  20. DigMe
    DigMe
    #peeingdickchallenge
    Oct 31, 2018
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