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Comments on Profile Post by netforce

  1. Vent
    Vent
    Mar 18, 2019
    sheldaze and Jinxy245 like this.
  2. brencho
    brencho
    Yeah all CIA emails begin with "Hey, CIA here..."
    Mar 18, 2019
    scapeinator1 and OldDude04 like this.
  3. ultrabike
    ultrabike
    LOL!!!!
    Mar 18, 2019
  4. Elnrik
    Elnrik
    That's when you write back: "Hey buddy! How's the spy business going? LULz! About the pedo thing, my handler at the NSA assured me the photos were destroyed. The kid was a terrorist anyway, and I'm sure I did the CIA a favor. Send the Bitcoin bill to Nancy Pelosi, C/O US Senate. I'm sure she'll cover any dues owed. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds..."
    Mar 18, 2019
  5. neogeosnk
    neogeosnk
    All I get is the Chinese lady calling me once a week. Saying "this is the consulate; we have an important document that needs to be picked up; it may affect your status in the U.S.; press a button to speak with a specialist" .. blah blah blah. My Chinese friend said the older first gen folks seem to be falling for it thus why it's still going strong.
    Mar 18, 2019
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  6. ultrabike
    ultrabike
    Subject: Unsolicited Bitcoin Fund Request.

    Dear Sr.,

    Your missive has been submitted for investigation and given the outmost priority.

    Agent Code Name Netforce
    Cyber-Crime Department.
    Central Intelligence Agency.
    Mar 18, 2019
  7. ultrabike
    ultrabike
    LOL! I would patch that Chinese lady up, and see where it goes...
    Mar 18, 2019
  8. netforce
    netforce
    I see all my emails coming in through my work email and I have a fascination to read them all. People approaching me to buy $20k in TVs, ship them to some random country and will pay me in 30 days!
    Mar 18, 2019
  9. JK47
    JK47
    Send them a pamphlet for the tv and see what their response is.
    Mar 18, 2019
  10. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    every so often, I get emails saying that they have used my webcam to record was I was doing as I watched porn.

    Well, even if I was, and did... they didn't. For the obvious reason! lol.
    Mar 19, 2019