Comments on Profile Post by spwath

I hear sleeping in bathtubs is legit.

the girls parents don't want to know how it works out...

how many cups, tho?

Somehow I think you will figure it out. Do try to enjoy the lake at some point. :)

Teehee

I am still not very good at talking to women, but I would like to think I have improved since high school. We will see...

Just talk to them the way you “talk” to us. I know “be yourself” is way easier than done. Anyway, just have fun.

Poop on the floor before anyone gets there. It'll be a mystery. Nothing more mysterious than a poop on the floor. It will bring you all together.

As much as I respect and am friends with @zerodeefex , please do not follow that advice.

Listen to @Ringingears. The way I attracted my now-wife was by taking her homework off her desk, in class, while she wasn't looking, drawing something creepy and weird on it, and stealthily placing it back with her none the wiser.

Sounds good, I'll start pooping on floors and drawing weird things on girls stuff and that will get me all the women.

Nothing drops panties like making a girl laugh. Not like a "you're creepy and weird so I'm going to laugh at you" sorta laugh, but more of a "you're really witty and I can relate OR It took huge balls to say something that outrageous and my mind is blown" kinda laugh.

Unless you just suggested that they marry you, in which case a laugh means /absolutely not ever never/

@crazychile I think that @spwath may be at a disadvantage not seeming creepy with the fur coat. Im not sure one can recover and get a clean slate unless they relocate entirely.

Let’s be honest. Do any of us really know why are wives married US?

@Hands I have a different perspective. I was thinking the furry pimp coat is a good prop that can be combined with the OMG I can't believe you said that kinda humor, to boost spwaths overall cred.

Although maybe more appropriate if not worn during a heat wave.

My fur coat did attract some men, but that's about it. First time I was hit on by a gay guy.

The key: 1) don't take yourself too seriously and 2) be confident while doing #1

I am with crazychile on this one like the French say:
Femme qui rit à moitié au lit