Comments on Profile Post by DigMe

I bequeath my hair clippers to YMO
Edit cause i didn’t tag correctly @YMO

@Lyander You are my son. Sorry you had to find out this way. Your mother is a freak between the sheets.

@yotacowboy david hasselhoffdi looking motherfucker.

@Wilson why are you a fuckin volleyball or some shit. I’m sorry I love you man.

@Thad E Ginathom hownold are you anyway? When I’m as old as you I’ll be ded. Good job living

@Merrick what up, bitch. You cool.

@Jinxy245 ypi really listen to all the what are you listening to now posts that you like? Autocorrect is saving my ass

@bixby hep me

Not gonna lie, I am both concerned and amused. Take care dude, definitely stay away from wheels and banana peels. I'll be busy cackling at these.

@zerodeefex indont need a fugging baby bottle. I need a tequila botre

@purr1n gp back to ckdifornja. Just kidding. That’s what the assholes say.

@Armaegis be honstb. How many years and lbs ago was you avatar pic?

@CEE TEE tell me sum jucy bullshit about drop.

I’m sorry if I did t mention you. I love you Al

*insert roast here*

I asked. My wife if i have a large untestine and she said i do.

Ad for underwear at yhe top. Wtf, imdont need your underwear charity.

Hmmm... All this? it's better than dying intestinate, I suppose

Seriously... Hoping that the result of your 'oscopy is satisfactory and all is good inside there.

I see you are enjoying the after-effects of sedation lol

Fuggin homer simpson. Just called mmy son “boy.

@DigMe roughly 15 years and 10 lbs ago lol, but other than a few more grey hairs I look almost the same

and although it's not happening in my avatar, half the time I was the one that was upside down! that part I most definitely can't do anymore, as my knees hurt just thinking about it

Colonoscopy = great nap that could save your life. And make for great profile posts. :) New meaning to "light at the end of the tunnel"...

@CEE TEE I think he used a light through the whole tunnel.

what a long strange trip this has been. wishing you a tidy anus.

@yotacowboy colonoscopy day is always tidiest of anal days

Actually, yeah...unless I'm familiar with the tune already I do listen to them. Music is my drug.

part of my recent colo cocktail was fentanyl. I swear it did nothing, haha.

Glad it went well. If you want a laugh, check my profile post on Jan 8 about how my colonoscopy prep and procedure went.

@bixby Interesting. Fentanyl for colonoscopy is considered old practice according to my nurse today. When I had one 20 years ago they used versed and fentanyl and I woke up during the procedure and I remember it. Now apparently most use propofol. This time I stayed under and then continued to stay under for 45 mins after. My wife said ny tongue was hanging out and my eyes were halfway open.

@atomicbob Nothing I can think of will help you live up to the moniker “atomic” like a colonoscopy prep.

I was awake for the whole thing watching them do their business on the monitor. They kept asking do you feel the effects, I said no, haha. Maybe they did not want to put me under due to age? That was one of the 2 drugs listed on the data sheet, not sure what the other was.

((Serious post, even at my age...))

I've had an 'oscopy but at the other end. I was awake, maybe slightly sedated. There was a beautiful nurse who let me lock eyes with her for most of it: I'm so grateful to her!

General anaesthetics, even light ones, are avoided as far as possible, I'm told: there is always *some* risk.

I actually had both yesterday. I was under for both too. I know in China they do it without putting ypu under. Which kind of sounds terrifying to me.

Funny thing is I seriously thought I fully had my wits about me when I made all these posts yesterday. I did not.

I just bought a borescope for work. You'd probably want to be put under for that though.

For amateur use, there are some interesting probe lenses like
https://www.venuslens.net/product/laowa-24mm-f-14-2x-macro-probe/
But they don't go round corners, so some twisting about is called for

@DigMe "I actually had both yesterday."

Wow!

My 'oscopy was actually broncho: my digestive system remains virgin (even at my age) and unprobed.

My wife has had both ends, but on different occasions.

Eeek.

You should consider it, dude. Now in the US it is recommended at age 45 for colon cancer screening.

Good thought. But I'm slightly closer to 90 than 45!

I have been thinking its time I had one of those check-everything days. It's been, hmm... since pre-covid.

High tech fibre optics... remote biopsy stuff...

I think: You can take it all, and stick it up your arse.

(Oh wait... You did.)

Afterthought (2)...

I hope they didn't use the same tube for both ends. (mind you, it saves on washing up)