Custom title thread

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  1. zerodeefex

    zerodeefex SBAF's Imelda Marcos

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    Post here and I will give you custom title of my own choosing. Quality will vary depending on a number of factors:
    • am I hungry?
    • have I slept enough recently?
    • do I like you?
    • are my bowel movements pretty regular?
    • what phase of the moon are we in?
    • am I wearing pants?
    • who's your housekeeper?
    • what you keep in your house?
     
  2. keanex

    keanex Martian Bounty Hunter - Friend

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    1: A little
    2: Nope.
    3: Maybe.
    4: Nope
    5: I don't care
    6: Nope
    7: Me.
    8: Not much, but I keep diamonds and gold in my mouth
     
  3. zerodeefex

    zerodeefex SBAF's Imelda Marcos

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    This one was easy.

    Also, the unordered list of factors were not questions for you to answer :). No demerits since you're the first to post but I've got my eye on you!
     
  4. PoochZag

    PoochZag The Shadow knows - Friend

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    I interpreted the rules just like @keanex , but luckily he beat me to filling out the questions and now no one will ever know I misunderstood...
     
  5. keanex

    keanex Martian Bounty Hunter - Friend

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    Well then! And by the way, it's shuffle board I'm olympic champion at. You were close.
     
  6. lm4der

    lm4der A very good sport - Friend

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    @zerodeefex I knew it was you. I knew it!! Your custom title is now "Custom title man".
     
  7. kapanak

    kapanak Canucklehead - Friend

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    Ravi is like a bear who was asleep for two months and suddenly awoke and must do everything at once. Except he is a cat. :eek:
     
  8. drfindley

    drfindley Secretly lives in the Analog Room - Friend

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    Oh I need a title, but I'd like to wait for a day when you're wearing pants. No good title has ever been given when you've not been wearing pants.
     
  9. zerodeefex

    zerodeefex SBAF's Imelda Marcos

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    everyone has a new title!
     
  10. Griffon

    Griffon 2nd biggest asshole on SBAF

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    I want something like my two testicles are the two earpieces of my UERM.
     
  11. Deep Funk

    Deep Funk Deep thoughts - Friend

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    • Just had coffee, no.
    • Slept enough, just about.
    • I like you enough to talk to you on an on-line message board/forum. That means something.
    • Asked my bowels, no malfunctions to report.
    • Moon phase? Too cloudy here.
    • Pants are always required.
    • I clean my house.
    • I keep many things in my house like coffee, books, music and more books. Did I mention stuff?
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  12. BioniclePhile

    BioniclePhile The Terminal Man - Friend

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    Do you need someone to do a good ol' photoshop magik on ya?
     
  13. Tuco1965

    Tuco1965 Suffring from early onset Alzheimer's - Friend

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    Where the hell am I and how did I get here?
     
  14. lm4der

    lm4der A very good sport - Friend

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    Yes! I have a new title, I have a new title. I'm SOMEBODY!
     
  15. BioniclePhile

    BioniclePhile The Terminal Man - Friend

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    Who are you again? Probably noone important, well, see ya at your funeral! :p
     
  16. lm4der

    lm4der A very good sport - Friend

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    Oh now you've done it. I can't wait to see your title :p
     
  17. Smitty

    Smitty Too good for bad vodka - Friend

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    A chill dude, and Vodka.
     
  18. Deep Funk

    Deep Funk Deep thoughts - Friend

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  19. Tuco1965

    Tuco1965 Suffring from early onset Alzheimer's - Friend

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    I kept my Vodka chilled when I used to drink. :D
     
  20. BioniclePhile

    BioniclePhile The Terminal Man - Friend

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