The Funny/LOL Thread

How planes are born.

 

Consumption-reduction methods from COP26 can be applied to our daily lives:

 

This is worst than dwarf chucking!

 

IS A BOOSTER SHOT IN ENGLAND SPELLED A BORCESTER SHOT?

 

Some ...less sensitive ones shall we say, but I think these are kinda old...

 

Classic missing from the above: the best time to visit the dentist is... tooth hurty!

 

Riffing some more off jinxy's compilation above, specifically the dyslexic-bra one...

A horse walks into a bar.
Barman asks, "So, why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar, says to the barman, "Pour me a gin ........... and tonic".
Barman asks, "So, why the long pause?"
Bear holds up hands, "I'm a bear, you idiot!".

A woman walks into a bar, asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.

 

...and a sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food here"

 

Okay, in response to the above:

1) A Jew, an Irishman and a fat mother in law walk into a bar. The barman says “what is this, some kind of joke?”

A guy goes to enter a club; the doorman stops him and says he needs a tie to enter. Guy goes to his car and returns wearing jumper leads around his neck. The doorman looks dubious but says “okay, you can come in but don’t start anything!”