The Funny/LOL Thread

He or she must have been tired after naming Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, pronounced here for you:

 

Okay; this all leads to the classic Tom Cruise gag - with thanks to Rich Hall.

Tom Cruise movies are all the same, think about it:
‘Cocktail’ Tom Cruise is a decent barman, then he has some bad luck, which leads to a lack of confidence but he meets a good woman and comes out a winner.
‘Days of Thunder’ Tom Cruise is a decent stock car racer, then he has some bad luck, which leads to a lack of confidence but he meets a good woman and comes out a winner.
‘Top Gun’ Tom Cruise is a decent fighter pilot, then he has some bad luck, which leads to a lack of confidence but he meets a good woman and comes out a winner.

Here is his next movie. Tom Cruise is a decent Scrabble player, then he has some bad luck, which leads to a lack of CONSONANTS but he meets a Welsh woman …

 

No no... It sounds great and just rolls off the tongue, once one knows how to say it. Not like some of those really really long Welsh names.*

Anyway, Eglwyswrw is tiny. hardly deserves to be called a village, let alone a town. If I hadn't known people who lived nearby I'd never had heard of it. I'm deeply grateful that I had the opportunity


*Missed this:

 

This explains why English is so misused: it is so flexible that whatever we read or hear our brains easily make sense of it.

We filter out and recompose the wrong bits. Except for odd details...
Your always going to get mad at misplaced apostrophe's!
And trip over typesetters who hyphenate the-
rapists.

 

They forgot to mention Willie Nelson introduced them.

 

Dual degree in fashion / European history.

 

Bonus laughs for the shitty spelling

 

I love this story. If only there were more people like this.