The Funny/LOL Thread

It can't possibly be Florida. I don't see jalousie windows or a mildewed heat pump on the wall in that picture.

 

... Not much chest hair either.

 

I'm a hypochondriac. Not really, I just think I am.
I presented to the doctors with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Turns out I'm just a lazy prick.
I went to a meeting of Plagiarists Anonymous. I sat next to another called Rob. They went around and identified; he said "hello, my name's Rob and I'm a plagiarist". I said "hello, my name's Rob ... and they chucked me out.

 

I've got a couple of those. I think they are called pump wrenches, but I have always called mine Parrot Spanners

 

... and now I'm stuck with the mental image of 2 large parrots standing about 6 inches apart with an 8" adjustable wrench resting atop their heads, spanning the distance between them.

This in turn raises any number of questions, the most pressing of which is: can a parrot have a visible butt-crack?

 

One of my favourites!

 

I'm sure it was Jim, last time I saw this one.

Perhaps he had some sort of identity crisis when someone screwed a mic stand into his spine

 

Haha I wish I could blame vaccine for the state of my brain cells!

 

There's absolutely nothing wrong with your brain cells.

 

Rob the Doctor?