The Funny/LOL Thread

This guy knew what was coming. The last Calvin and Hobbes was published in '95.

 

Didn't Judas run off before dinner?

 

The man was ahead of his time as an audiophile: he preferred silver to copper.

 

Yah, but he ended up throwing it away and hanging himself. That's some pretty strong dislike right there.

 

Okay, you've reminded me of an old gag I'm fond of. Best said out loud, but anyway. So, it's the last supper and they're all on the piss. Jesus tells them, one of them will betray him before the cock crows etc. Paul goes up 'will I betray you Lord?" No Paul , not you. Peter goes up, 'am I the betrayer?' Not you Peter. Eventually Judas goes up 'is it me Jesus?'
Jesus turns to the others and says 'listen to this pr***! Is it me Jesus?! Is it me?! (Mocking voice).

 

Day-old bread...

There was a baker called Arthur, His bread was not very good, but people still bought it.

When asked why they shopped at his baker, one customer replied that, it might be bad, but Arthur loaf is better than no bread.

... Is that my coat you have there? OK, OK, bye!

 

Hint: separate donors

 

I had to spell that one out to myself!

 

Future headlines: "Another NZer kicked to death by bird".

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360...within-next-decade-says-us-bioscience-company



Although this being the same company whose attempt to revive the woolly mammoth has so far led to a woolly mouse, maybe we don't have too much to worry about...