The Funny/LOL Thread

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    There's the one about a certain American president dying in Israel.

    After a big top-level conflab there is plan A and plan B.

    Plan A is to fly the guy back to USA, at vast cost. Plan B is bury him there: the Israeli government will cover all the expense.

    The Americans have a conflab. "It's plan A: we'll ship him back to USA."

    Israelis: "But why? All that expense and trouble?"

    The Americans shuffle their feet. "Well... See, it's like this. Seems there was a guy here once who died and rose again after three days. We don't want to take that risk."
     
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    I always thought that the punchline was supposed to be "Here's your $30, now you can go to hell"
     
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    Probably right but I much prefer St Peter and God telling him to f**k off. :) I’m immature like that
     
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    I never liked that mouse.
     
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    I've been having a slow-motion debate with just about everyone I know regarding which personal insult is better:
    • fuckface (or)
    • ratfuck
    I prefer ratfuck because not only is it directly & personally insulting--but also carries faint mob connotations ("Benny 3-Shoes is a cheap ratfuck").

    In this amusing cartoon, I find more support for my position. Because no doubt, offscreen some other disney rodent, far less famous than Mickey, is smirking at Mickey's harsh comeuppance: "It's exactly what that ratfuck deserved."
     
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    Hah! He should be so lucky. In his dreams! What self-respecting rat would give that Mickey a second glance?
     
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    Listen--you didn't hear this from me--but Mickey's reputation behind the scenes is very different from the happy, upbeat rodent so many people love:
    • He takes bribes from all the lesser Disney rodents to get them more exposure, work as extras in his cartoons, etc
    • If the low-status rat doesn't have cash, Mickey works it out via sexual favors
    • He gave Minnie an STD
    • He turned Minnie out like a $2 hooker. She works the front row at all his shows, and as a result is far from the dewy-eyed, happy rodent S.O. she portrays in the s cartoons
    • Maybe worst of all, Mickey mistreats the animators--that's right, Mickey shits on the people who bring him to life!
    Sad to realize that Mickey (now Dead Mickey) really earns the label, "ratfuck."
     
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    It's terrible. But also tragic? An innocent mouse until that Disney got hold of him?
     
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    One of the funniest (definitely subjective off course) South Park episodes (IMO) was called "The Ring" and it involves Disney and Mickey in a...not so wonderful light. Be forewarned it's very offensive stuff (typical for South Park) especially if you're a Christian.


    And of course the episode ends very badly for Mickey...

     
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    I only saw one or two complete SP episodes, so missed these 2...which are funny as hell.

    "Because teenaged girls are f'ing stupid" (excellent)

    I don't understand how they got away w/showing Micky's image & mentioning Disneey by name...but I'm glad they did.

    If you do any serious reading about Disney himself and some of the rather amoral things he said and did, these cartoons are "balm to the soul"
     
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    My new ‘woke’ tester.
     
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    2nd line/subhead:

    WEEKLY AUCTIONS!
     
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    I've just looked at this for the second time, and it says something entirely different to the first time!
     
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    damn--you're right!
     
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    If you see it as a child gender change facility and nod approvingly - you’re woke! Stay off my lawn!!!
     
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    Damn, she’s good!
     
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    And this year's Oscar in the "Cross-Species Impersonation" category goes to...

    Meryl Streep!
     

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