The Funny/LOL Thread

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Look what I got on my Spam inbox. Look at everything, including the From section:

 

I bought an amp from a Craigslist seller who said the amp did not have enough power for his sub but powered his other speakers just fine. Turns out the 75 wpc amp puts out maybe 1/4 watt like only the pre section is working.

The other speakers were cheap efficient patio speakers that he never plays loud of course. Now I have to drive again to return and get my money back. At least I won't have to throw it through his front window .

If I don't come back, I am dead or with the police (Fargo tv series quote).

 

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

 

So, cats do spread covid

 

That's similar to this old joke I remember:

Q: Can you catch AIDS in a public toilet?

A: Yes...but it's very uncomfortable.

 

One of my young man dreams was to catch an STD in a Ford LTD

 

LOL I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad.

 

Why not do both?

 

I give you - The Citroen Picasso

 

I think the only thing to get us through Covid is a moonwalking carrot.

 

SUMO ON ICE