Toilet Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Philimon, Apr 26, 2023.

  1. Philimon

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    For shitposting. For when you need to make a hot take but cant hold it in. For when your profile post is not getting the attention you feel it deserves. For when your troll account has nothing interesting to say. Everyone is welcome for all our shits stink the same. Take a loaf off and get some relief!
     
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    FAQ

    Q. Whats the difference between this thread and Discord?
    A. Nothing.

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    FAQ continued

    Q. Will I be banned for shitposting here?
    A. Is @YMO banned?
     
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    Good morning every one!

    The public depository progenitor has sadly fallen in their brave battle against common decency. But I dont think his sacrifice was in vain nor would he want us to feel down. He would want us to celebrate life as he did: with one meme at a time.
     
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    I like the toilet seat better on my downstairs bathroom.
     
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    This seems like an appropriate place to ask a dumb question—how the hell do get a link for/link to a specific post?
     
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    @caute
    you can click the time stamp under a post
    It will generate a weblink in the url or you can copy the link
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    Alternatively, the post # on the bottom right...

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    Has anyone tried any of the aftermarket bidets that you can attach to your existing toilet?
     
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    Didn't we have a thread? Wasn't there even something like a group buy?

    The @JK47 Super Tactical Off-Road TNT-powered Outdoors (Every-Day-Carry) Bidet Seat?

    Or maybe that was Changstar. Or SuperBestToiletFriends. Or... somewhere else entirely...
    Thanks to everyone who replied. Even mentally. Even rudely. My existence is revalidated: I feel so much better.
     
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    On Head-Fi I once organized a group buy for an electric indoor compost machine. Only one other fool signed up which was enough to receive the group discount. Seemed like a good idea at the time since we lived in the Nevada desert and wanted a small garden. Unfortunately we didnt create enough food scraps to make the machine useful. I guess I couldve pooped into it but the capacity was only like 20liters.
     
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    I believe it is this one:

    https://www.superbestaudiofriends.o...t-paper-paper-towel-hoarders-of-america.9053/
     
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    :poop::eek::poop::eek::poop::eek::poop:

    And you poop in gallons?
     

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