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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Philimon, Apr 26, 2023.

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  1. JK47

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    ^^^
    Reminds me of tossing salad
     
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    Reminds me of extra spicy curry.
     
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    Pooping is pretty much the only time I have to myself. I'd never give it up. In fact, I'd vote for more pooping. MOAR POOPING.
     
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    Read that as Bizet, and go ahead with the bidet. If they catch you, it's a misunderstanding anybody could have made. Tell them you're very grateful, now you can play Carmen again.

    Toreador, don't spit upon the floor
    Use the spittoon,
    That's what it's for...
     
    Thad E Ginathom, Apr 28, 2023
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    In the immortal words of ODB/Dirt McGirt/Osirus (of this shit)/Big Baby Jesus/Dirt Dog/Dirty McDirtster/Knifey McStabbard:

    "Doo Doo Brown!
    Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
    Callin' me a dog, well leave a dog alone
    Cause nothin' can stop me from buryin' my bones
    In the backyard of someone else's house
    Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged out
    Here comes Rover, sniffin' at your ass
    But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
    That means ho, you been shitted on
    I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn"
     
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    Eat a lot of corn and look at the poo
     
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    That guy clearly has a fetish.
     
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    Ehh. Ordered a beginner bidet, self-cleaning, non-electric aka cold-as-ice only option.
     
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