Ack! If all else fails: https://i.imgur.com/YfHT5lh.gifv
If you get selected, casually ask the attorney what this 'jury nullification' thing is, you've been hearing about it. ;) They love that.
Tell them you're expecting to be called this week to give advice on impeachment proceedings. That should do it.
Also on call this week... but am I the only person who doesn't mind jury duty?
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