The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

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    Easter's coming!

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    I'm happy to announce that this year Easter has a sponsor!

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    You know how sometimes you wake up after a long sleep feeling headachy, groggy, and frankly, just pissed off? Imagine how it felt for the big guy to wake after being dead for 3 days. We're all pretty lucky he didn't snap and flex those superpowers a little too much (ie, bring the sun 200% closer; kill everyone wearing sandals; create a hailstorm with hail the size of pumpkins).

    With a slightly less chill deity than this, a lot of bad shit might have happened...
     
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    You're saying it didn't?

    When is Armageddon? Right now.

    Sorry. I'll go back to trying to be funny :oops:

    I'll get my coat. (A'm'a'gedd'n out of here) ;)
     
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    Correction: "A lot of even worse shit might have happened"
     
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    The internet in a nutshell.
     
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    This is what I believe: “Solar panel for a sex machine”…. I’m sticking with it…
     
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    Okay, another true story. I was doing a political fundraiser at the NSW Art gallery years ago and was supposed to have given out drink vouchers (what, am I Elvis??). Anyway, I forgot to, so I told the audience I would quote from famous movies and the person that guessed the movie first got a drink voucher. I made it easy: ‘Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn’. Of course someone got Gone with the Wind. ‘Play it again Sam’ (yes I know that’s not the exact line) - Casablanca - another winner. Then, I even did a lousy Austrian accent -‘I’ll be back’!
    Some drunk at the back yells out ‘The Passion of the Christ’. I gave him all the vouchers.
     
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    I'm sure you would have accepted either of two alternate answers:

    1 - Mel Gibson

    2 - Frankenstein's monster
     
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    Here's my true story: for many years a client, a branded novelty company, hired me 2-4x/year to write humorous/ironic t-shirt slogans. I wrote something like 9,000-10,000 slogans in that time. It was so much fun I would've paid them to let me do it (but they didn't know that).

    Anyway, here's one no one but me liked (riffing on CASABLANCA). Please read this in Bogey's voice:

    Of all the barns in all the towns in all the world

    that goat walks into mine…
     
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    Hey @YMO - looks like somebody published your GF's phone records!

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    The four grammatical horses' asses of the apocalypse.
     

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