YMO

Go big or go home

Ofc you are.

Ate too much matzoh. Will I ever poop again?

Pijiu Ya (duck cooked in beer), Huangshan City, 1997: second-sickest I've ever been, losing only to a seafood salad on the Rosario Islands, Colombia, 2003.

No way I would mistake a pigeon for a duck. Not saying I wouldn't eat a pigeon either.

I heard pigeon taste good in French cooking.

Is it true that the original drink had an, ahem, active ingredient? Or is that an urban myth?

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

I love some coke powder.

yeah I think it only makes sense to buy if you specifically want to play nintendo games and otherwise a steam deck or some imitator would probably make more sense, everything that isn't nintendo exclusive I generally just play on my pc anyways. I can't see myself ever paying 80 for a game that's also on steam. The new fromsoft title being switch 2 exclusive is a weird curveball though.

Once a Nintendo fan, always a Nintendo fan

I'll check back in once the OLED models hit and prices normalize.

If you want to splurge go to canoe..it’s nearby

You got it, but I need to blow up some butt first.

My lawd things at The Battery is f'ing expensive.

Watch said it was fully charged. The meter has already moved, I'm guessing it will last till tomorrow so yup, needs a battery.

Sadly new Pebble Watches will be gimped hard on iOS, sadly.

Of course, Apple expects you to buy an Apple Watch.

https://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE

Hmm BeerBQ

Open bottle, pour into toilet.

Cut out the middle man.

momofuku or lao gan ma?

Lao gan ma, the answer azn guy on it @Gazny

@Gazny hot take is momofuku is more even subtle and better for vegetables, lao gan ma is like Frank's Red Hot, I put that shit on everything.

One from my junior school....

"I know how to make my dick 12 inches long?"
"How?"
"Fold it in half."

I'll get my coat. Or condom. Or something.

@Claritas I admire your foresight - but did you find your estimates good enough, or did you take a tape measure to every first date? (And I'd add - not only standing :))

I'm just enjoying that @Claritas understands the proper use of an et ligature. Thank you, sir!

Gotta get some acoustic panels for the throne room.

Just tell them you're on a motorboat when you're being gastronomically anomalous.

Garbage in, garbage out.

The point he makes about how he knows exactly when one of his posts gets promoted because all the comments get random, irate or weird is exactly why limiting and curating users on SBAF works so well to reduce noise

"I have the URLs"... that bookmarks folder must be a giant quivering fetid mess of wonderment. You should share your top 10!

Which category?

At least you don’t need to process the film and prints.

You're gonna give OnlyFans platform a run for its money.

Just don't post feet pics on OF or you might get in trouble with Peta for being a furtrader.

Go for it! I’ll add whatever tips and tricks I use.

Happy Nuts is a legit good product. Putting deodorant for your balls is underrated, and a must in humidity.

Anti-chaffing cream. And avoid sand.

I know what you’re planning…

I got your address

I like the feel of the Pinaud Special reserve

What about your dog?

Idk dude, you might just edge him out by a hair

Gotta tame that mane if you want to stay itch-free in Dixie.

You know what, after Sharknado I can't even tell what's support to be a spoof anymore.

@Biodegraded damnit i can't unsee that now! If only someone can produce an Avalanche Shark x Sharknado crossover combo movie, i'm sure that is box office gold right there.

We want from Gold Bond on your balls to sharks.

You are never shirtless.

You mean you were never not shirtless?

Enjoy the snow while you can, we might stop exporting it soon!

Heh - but still need more to get the taste out of your mouth, right? ;)

You mean a Stereophile Grade A product @Biodegraded ?

Yeah, very salty, I find those!