Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.
... Nissan S-Cargo
Good one - I love me a shitty car pun!
And in keeping with the theme ...
What are the options?:
And get your passions off my lawn!
Make America goofy again!
Damn, I wish MARIHUANA usage ended up with all those goodies. I've been missing out.
Gateway drugs? All junkies start out on milk.
And before that--air.
True, I suppose, but that is a very brief satisfaction before that giant nipple gets thrust into your mouth. Air is not the same after that. Neither is anything else, I suppose.
Not all of us were that lucky. My identical twin & I were born prematurely (not quite 7 months gestational time). He was the "dominant" twin with more normal birth-weight & lung function. I was the runt. So he got sent home & began getting breastfed, while I had to stay behind in an special incubator for >1 month (and not getting breastfed).
We often speculate whether this would help explain certain oddities of my character. We also speculate that if our mother had not been a heavy smoker (~3 packs/day since her teen years, and all through pregnancies) we might be 6'10" power forwards in the NBA.
I know. Actually, I was adopted as an infant. I had to wait years for that nipple to be thrust into my mouth. Better late than never.
A totally different form of sustenance at a that point, @Thad E Ginathom
Witty. But it brings back painful memories.
The summer that song was in heavy rotation on AM radio, I was working as a night stock clerk in a supermarket. Between the constant fatigue, numbing boredom & antisocial nature of the work (each clerk worked his/her own aisle), I nearly lost my mind. And that fucking song played over the PA system every 2 or 3X an hour around the clock.
Dude, I remember being a practicing alcoholic and working in this menswear store in a Center where you could basically see the tumbleweeds. Nothing to do except endlessly polish the brass fittings with a hangover that would have shown up in an aerial photograph while the French Lebanese owner with a bushy mustache played Julio Iglesias ‘Begin the Begin’ over and over. Every day lasted a fucking month.
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