Comments on Profile Post by internethandle

I managed the first page, and it came as a horrible shock to see that there were four more.

Among the obviously-bollocks and highly-suspect is the fact that this author, writing about copper, knows fuckall about... copper.

He thinks that some sort of eternity of use is likely to make it soft and limp. Much more likely to make it hard and brittle.

Nothing secret about that. Pass it over and I'll anneal it for him.

He can do it himself. Heat to a dull red colour and stick it up his arse.

"The more these modules are in use, the more their effectiveness compounds, specifically backdrop cleanliness, spatial focus and moisture."

"Higher instrumental and vocal hydration"

Their website is pure gold or copper, whatever hydrates my vocals

Heaven forbid they ever figure out that vocalists can just drink water before performing. Also, the excessive moisture could be concerning when playing back vintage guitars or violins as I imagine it could damage the wood in the recordings.

100% freshly squeezed organic snakes.

Maybe AI can abridge the review into something more coherent.

Random brain sparks. May need to be passed through copper bars to remove noise...

1. removing noise itself. Music contains an infinite variety of sounds: how does any box "know" what is not meant to be there. At least, in an analog signal.

2. For those who have a radar station on one side and a broadcast station on the other, there is an ages old system of noise cancellation. Balanced wiring. Usually completely unnecessary for 12-inch interconnects, but hey, it is real and superior technology to rca, so just for satisfaction why not?

3. 6-moons appears to have entirely shifted from audio to expensive fantasy. (still has nice photos though)

“You hit it from any angle with your hardest knuckle, and it sounds just like your knuckle.” Wait wut tek is diz

When buying a used car, kicking the tyres may get you a "you're stupid" look.

When buying hifi, kicking it may get you an entirely different look.