The Funny/LOL Thread

This is one of the things that I actually succeed with! I rarely fall over when eating.

 

Apparently there’s no more playing Yahtzee with the squirrels. Pity, that.

 

For any younger members, here is the secret to a long and successful relationship. At home; I ALWAYS have the last word. It’s normally ‘I’m sorry luv, I don’t know what I was thinking’.

 

As my old friend; the late, lamented Bill Hicks would say - ‘if you are playing it backwards, you are Satan, look no further’.

 

If I may take the mic for a few seconds? ...

A man walking down the street sees a box. It has Dymanite printed on it.
He laughs, and kicks it.

It goes BNAG!​

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

 

Mailman approaches a gate to which is attached a large sign reading "BEWARE OF GOD".

Laughs, opens gate, steps into yard - disappears in a puff of smoke...

 

Kinda apropos, one of my favorite Far Sides:

 

I’m so sorry.