The Funny/LOL Thread

“Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?”

 

Damn technology. I’m unsure whether this is funny or just relatable.

 

Damn technology. I’m unsure whether this is funny or just possessed by the devil.

 

I think you can switch the comments between the two and they would still make sense!

 

common... we know that's not right. This is more accurate of the true dynamic...

 

Having at last found the cat, French physicists will now apply for funding to attempt to locate Schrödinger:



https://physicsworld.com/a/researchers-exploit-quantum-entanglement-to-create-hidden-images/

https://journals.aps.org/prl/abstract/10.1103/PhysRevLett.133.093601

 

That's a real schro dinger of an experiment!

Not a scientist or anything, but I'd advise them against going further: Do not look for Schrödinger, for he is everywhere. Or... not. And, anyway, once one has the cat who needs anything else!

 

Haha, so true and so wise: there's always an a hole in every team. The one who steels the credit for the whole team's work.

 

There’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, but there are an ‘M’ and an ‘E’

 

Stock response to the "there's no i in team" platitude: "yeah, there's no u either."

 

True story( I was a bigwig in one of the papers here once upon a time. The head of HR was an absolute dick and slimeball - a shiver looking for a spine to crawl up. He pulled that old chestnut on me once - ‘Rob, there’s no I in team’. To wit I replied ‘ maybe so, but there is a U in C***’, Great to be a boss occasionally.