The Funny/LOL Thread

Well I turned 65 yesterday. I think it’s fitting that as a Stand Up Comic I have my birthday on ‘sound check day’.

 

I saw this somewhere and noticed - 2 right hands???? Ha ha.

 

Happy Birthday!

 

Only 65? Youngster. Happy Birthday Rob.

 

Guy walks into a psychiatrists office and gives them a postrophe.

He'd always hated it anyway: it was an athema to him.

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Happy Birthday Rob!

Shure used to have a lovely catalogue, with lots of good basic information as well as just their mics in it. On the cover, the title was Is This Thing Working?

 

This is funny. I got my gremlin fed from my bifrost 2/64 interconnected with the only xlr I had on hand. MIT MI-350 CVterminators....

 

Okay; I thought long and hard about posting the next two. I’ve been sitting on them for a while. What decided me was; when I first saw them my immediate reaction was a chuckle.

 

I will try that next time, I got busted when I brought my compound bow and quiver filled with licorice.

 

I went to the Multiplex last week and they threw me out for taking my own food in.
- I’d only just got the barbecue fired up!

 

Now we know

 

Here's one, from my thought processes, for Rob And The Vegemite Eaters....

Whenever I see NSW, I think it means Not Suitable for Work.

Whenever I see NSFW, I think it is someone being rude about New South Wales.​

 

Mate! We have Vegemite for breakfast down here!

 

Marmite/Vegemite distinguishes the podes from the antipodes.

 

Some Arkansas Razorbacks fans used to refer to our ex-football coach Bobby Petrino as BMFP. It was a term of endearment in our case though! Kind of like that Roy Kent chant from Ted Lasso.