The Funny/LOL Thread

... I think that is @Rob the Comic in a long red-hair wig!

 

Damn, you guessed!

 

A safe and Happy New Year all y’all!
(Did I get that right).

 

Saw this on Facebook somewhere. Love it! Sure sign of the IDIOCRACY.

 

That reminds me. Back in my politically-incorrect school days, there was a slew of definition jokes. One of the worst: Definition of 'success?' Two queers pushing a pram.

I'll get my coat. The joke belonged to the early 1960s and I should have left it there. . The world has moved on.

 

That movie is prophetic!

 

Didn’t realize how happy these wheels were until it snowed. They must be snow tires.

 

So, here’s a new gag I opened with tonight at a friend’s room they launched. I could see they were looking at me like an harmless old fuddy duddy wondering why I was the headliner - great.

I was watching The Voice the other night and they interviewed Boy George. He said ‘a nice cup of tea is just as good as sex’. And you know what, I agree with him. Mind you, I burnt my cock a few times dunking it in. The first time I absolutely screamed. It wasn’t too hot - the wife forgot the sugar … sensitive prick.

Still nice to tread the boards occasionally, I always give my fee to the kids charity.

 

Out for a drink or two with office friends, one asked another, who had just returned from an Alpine trip "They say skiing is better than sex?"

She replied, "It depends who you ski with."