Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.
As if - this is just too far fetched. Right up there with groupies for Comedians. Anyway, what’s a comic groupie going to say the next morning - “you were really funny”?
(pardon me in advance for the age & familiarity of this one)
Two cannibals are eating a standup comic. One says to the other, "Does this guy taste funny to you?"
I'm with the cat.
There's a superstar baseball player named Shohei Ohtani (who pitches AND hits homeruns, in the manner of Babe Ruth) absolutely tearing up major league baseball at the moment. He is capable of superhuman feats with a bat...
Last night he hit his MLB-leading 33rd home run at Seattle's T-Mobile Park. It went 463 ft (a very long HR, for sure) and landed in the 4th deck (!!) of right/center field.
Why am I posting here? Because of a funny comment from 1 of the 3 fans who happened to be sitting in that empty 4th deck--a place where no sane fan EVER expects to see a ball hit:
“It just kept getting closer and closer and I was like, ‘What the fuck?”
Shohei Ohtani's last two weeks: June 15 • HR June 16 • HR June 17 • 6 IP, 1 ER, 5K, W June 18 • 2 HR June 19 • HR June 20 • HR June 21 • OFF June 22 • 0/3 June 23 • 6 IP, 1 ER, 9 K June 24 • OFF June 25 • HR June 26 • 1/3 June 27 • HR June 28 • HR June 29 • 2 HR
Sadly Richard Branson’s attempt to open a restaurant on the Moon has failed. Customers said the food was great but the place had no atmosphere. Boom boom
Funny as hell--but I have to tell you, I never liked Pink Floyd.
So put down the fucking cat and show me your hands!
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