One of my old gamer tags was WishIDidntPoop. It can stack up and take up alot of my time
Pro tip to stop it stacking up: flush.
Insatiable Bowel Syndrome
Get someone to read this to you. It doesn't really work in type:
"I'm on a seafood diet: see food and eat it."
(Source: Spike Milligan)
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