Comments on Profile Post by wbass

  1. wbass
    wbass
    on the nightstand. On closer examination, the dust was... moving. On closer, closer examination, the bottom two drawers of the nightstand were filled with tulip bulbs (my aunt is a gardener) being devoured by many, many aphids.
    Sep 24, 2023
  2. wbass
    wbass
    After a lot of vacuuming and bug spray, they've thinned out, but they seem weirdly attracted to my headphones, which were sitting on a chair a few feet away. Particularly my Verité Closed and Susvara. I've been picking them off one by one with a lint roller.
    Sep 24, 2023
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  3. wbass
    wbass
    And I can't imagine they'll do any lasting damage. But 1) Really hope they don't die or lay eggs and get on the drivers. 2) Gross. 3) Why on earth would they go for headphones and not a hundred other things in the room?
    Sep 24, 2023
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  4. wbass
    wbass
    For now, I'm putting the HPs inside their cases, though I still am finding the occasional aphid on the VC. Trying to strike a balance between not letting new ones in and not letting the old ones die in the HPs. This is a pretty weird case, but open to suggestions.
    Sep 24, 2023
  5. wbass
    wbass
    Finally, I gotta get out of this temp living situation and into this new flat. Stat. I'm going nuts. And this isn't the only reason.
    Sep 24, 2023
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  6. DigMe
    DigMe
    Nightstand filled with tulip bulbs.. amazing.
    Sep 24, 2023
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  7. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Why would they go for headphones? Your headphones?

    Think hard! You /must/ have seriously offended an aphid at some time in the past.
    Sep 24, 2023
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  8. wbass
    wbass
    They seem to be drawn to dark colors, and headphones are black in places. But maybe they're just f'ing with me. I feel like I'm living in A Scanner Darkly.

    The tulip bulbs in the nightstand are just the start of it. There's also the dog hair and the hoarding of every knick knack under the sun. I'm ready to get back into my own place.
    Sep 24, 2023
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  9. Gazny
    Gazny
    this was a horror story
    Sep 24, 2023
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  10. wbass
    wbass
    The okay news is that there were only a few at a time on the Sus and VC, so I don't think much harm is done there. (I have yet to test or take the earpads off.) And hopefully they stay away now that the bulbs are gone. But, yeah, gross.
    Sep 24, 2023
  11. DigMe
    DigMe
    Get out before you wake up with your legs hobbled together and her holding a sledgehammer saying, “The aphids… were my family.”
    Sep 24, 2023
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  12. wbass
    wbass
    The Day of the Aphids
    Sep 24, 2023
  13. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    "The Day of the Aphids"

    *R*O*F*L*

    (five-star rofl)

    "There's also the dog hair and the hoarding of every knick knack under the sun."

    I should meet your aunt. Sounds like we would get on. I could bring copious cat hair into her life :)
    Sep 24, 2023
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  14. wbass
    wbass
    Ha, cheers. If I can get one laugh out of this, it won't have been a total hygiene nightmare. For some reason, in addition to tulip bulbs, the aphids like my headphones (head) and glasses (also head). So excuse me while I go dip my dome in DEET.
    Sep 25, 2023
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