GOLDEN SCHLONG AWARDS: POST OF THE YEAR?

Is Peti a genius? Post of the year?

http://www.superbestaudiofriends.or...ags-and-poor-redditors.3369/page-2#post-99656

"It was interesting to see how the OP would bind homosexuals and HD650 fanboys together; I was at that meeting and I have seen the same thing. I haven't spent any time around the HD650 for the same reasoning as it was mentioned in the first post. I was there to check out the HE-6 (insane!!!) and that home-made electrostat (even more insane!!).

But talking about homosexuals, here is my conclusion: I remember I have once asked an older friend of mine who is straight and super wise, about homosexuals and if he dislikes them like I do (did). His answer was eye-opening: "No, actually I quite like them b/c the more of them, the more pussies for us"!

I feel the same way towards the Hd650 fanboys; let them gather around the HD650 rigs so the more time we can spend around the Hi-Fi stuff and the less we have to wait in line to get them.

Cheers!"

 

that definitely deserves a nomination for Best Unironic Shitpost.

Let's use this thread to gather all the nominations. By the end of the month we can take a vote.

 

Ok, but please keep your anti-Planar hate speech out of my thread, thanks in advance.

 

Very well. I nominate @zonto in the category "most concise, informative and constructive post intended to help a newcomer":

 

You're definitely Killer Mike in this allegory.

 

G.U.T.B.

I am not going to quote that person. That thread, oh dear...

 

I nominate this: http://www.superbestaudiofriends.or...jotunheim-impressions.2700/page-11#post-76753

Absolutely beautiful.

 

Golden Turd award from the entire internet!

 

Wait wait wait we should have categories, because now you're mixing in armaegis in there and he's a solid poster, and he shouldn't be mixed with these others like Peti whom we're clearly laughing at because we're elitists and think he's a peasant bumpkin.

 

For the short / humorous category, I nominate @ButtUglyJeff's comment to this profile post: http://www.superbestaudiofriends.org/index.php?profile-posts/3504/

 

I thought Peti was full of pussy jokes. Check out "Are You Being Served"...

 

Can I have that delete button now?

 

Are we nominating the worst comments, or the best?

This is undoubtedly deserving of a Worst Golden Schlong comment award:

 

http://www.superbestaudiofriends.or...ly-shaffer-mad-at-marv.1383/page-6#post-35085

Nominated for Sagest Wisdom Award

 

I don't know what was originally intended, and as a person with zero influence in this decision I say "f**k it" and say we need a reward for both best and worst!

 

we're going to make up categories as we go

 

This one is nominated for Most Cringe Award

 

As long as we're talking about favorite comments

Schiit (MultiBit) Bifrost