Toto Washlet/bidet defeats the toilet paper/paper towel hoarders of America

Sitting on a non warmed toilet seat that washes me with warm water and dries with warm air,( always flush after wash before air dry...duh), makes me angry that the savages who own it care so little for my comfort and bunguss well being. #thatTotoLife

 

Oh yeah, the bidet thread, I remember this. Ended up with an Alpha JX and it is great. I can now agree with everyone else, ordinary toilets seem pretty primitive.

 

I'm sure that some of those high-tech wonders make the basic seat look very primitive, but I don't have the experience. I can say, though, that any method of washing, rather than wiping, makes toilet paper seem not only primitive but disgusting!

 

The question has been asked, "how can you feel comfortable rubbing the poop off/in rather than washing it away?" Steep learning curve with changing a learned behavior that ingrained.

 

Heh. Yeah, people who present the hand and the eye as evidence of divine creation really need to explain the arsehole and the prostate.

 

Indeed

Having grown up on the smearing-it-all-over side of the world, I found it easy to change to a water spray, and revolting to go back.

But that's the easy level. Squatting over a hole with a jug in one hand, splashing the water with the other. That's more of a slippery slope than a learning curve. It would have to be a serious emergency for me to even try. And no, it is not just for the peasants in the fields. My wife can do it, and I'd expect that most people brought up here can. And many choose to.

There arsehole is a wonder of creation. There's piles of evidence for that!

 

How does one cope with the lack of bidets in the wild?
Always wait til one gets home?

 

Waterfalls my man. Waterfalls. Just close your mouth if you are on your shoulders.

 

I have one

 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

If that involves paper, so be it.

 

In the actual wild, one has to make do with grass or leaves.

 

I find in the absence of a waterfall, other camper's socks work great.

 

I'm gonna tell someone this is a new style of vape...

 

It suspiciously looks like a Panasonic travel water flosser that I previously owned

 

Salad tossing works great.

 

The Toto is actually a portable hand held salad spinner.



Edited 'cause comment was too nasty.

 

I don't believe that that guy got so happy by flossing his teeth!