Comments on Profile Post by YMO

Poop it harder, poop it better, poop it faster, poops us stronger.

Take it easy. Relax. Poop long and slow.

what if you pooped less

If I poop less I’m dead.

What indeed!

Poop while squatting = faster and easier

@Boops i wish American public bathrooms had squat toilets. Doesn’t matter how nasty they are because you don’t touch anything. But we’re all too fat.

@rhythmdevils fat and hairy

I've never seen so many crap posts!

How would you rate your poop detail compared to others? Do you prefer linear phase or minimum phase poop?

Brickwall poops @zottel

@rhythmdevils when we renovated our bathroom my wife was pushing for a squat toilet. We didn’t get one, but have a footstool in there for those that want to squat or at least bend the knees.

As folk may recall, I live in India. I have mostly avoided squat toilets. Many people (including my wife) who have been used to them all their lives begin to prefer western-style as they grow older.

You can get a hybrid. Western toilet with sort of wings one puts the feet on. Imagine falling off one! Not for those who are top heavy with chest hair!

The squatty potty: actual product, actual commercial... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q