Comments on Profile Post by YMO

Yes. Due to better gravitational pull of a straight line. Couple that with the fact that many people in corporate are usually full of s***. It’s the perfect s*** storm.

I heard it’s even better when you tap dance behind the desk…

Still depends on the strength and quantity of the coffee.

^ just add laxatives to coffee

Squatting is best for pooping. The Indian way!

(disclosure: no I don't. Except in a real emergency. I'm too old to start making a habit of it now. I did once learn to squat. But I'm too old for that now too)

Treadmill + coffee and you will be in heaven

Don't drink coffee. Don't have a treadmill.

I do have... cats.
(and no, @YMO, I am not going to eat them)

Once upon a time, standing all day was supposed to be a health hazard. Now it's supposed to be good for us

<head-scratching>

Taking a morning walk on factory floor (concrete) after 2 double espressos.

Yes, standing around helps makes the tummy grumbles rumble sooner, but for the actual pooping get yourself a squatty potty.