Merv's Politically Incorrect Audio Blog

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  1. Psalmanazar

    Psalmanazar was: dingleberry; now: chill + interesting

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    Throwing away the key is modern hippie dippie bullshit that wastes taxpayer money. Just kill em all. None of this bullshit appeal process for multiple incidents of recidivism. The argument that it is more expensive is asinine; bullets are cheap. The appeals process should be streamlined to spit out “DECLINED” like a credit card reader.

    The USA also needs to just take away drivers’s licenses for effectively life. More liberal countries than the USA will take licenses away for a decade or more. A liberal area near me used to have some of the most lax drunk driving laws in the country.
     
  2. Psalmanazar

    Psalmanazar was: dingleberry; now: chill + interesting

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    Alexander the Great put hundreds of localities the sword and crucified 2000 people at Tyre. He killed the men, took the women, and wasn’t really any more modern than anyone who came before or after him; he just led an army that was better, more systematic, and professional than prior armies at what armies do: kill people and break shit.
     
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  3. winders

    winders Mentally ill. Do not engage.

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    Good luck with that.....
     
  4. Deep Funk

    Deep Funk Deep thoughts - Friend

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    I only mentioned him for historical reference. I agree, kill people and break shit is modus operandi regardless of the time.
     
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    That's pretty impressive. Utterly stupid, but impressive.
     
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    When it comes to go fast in a straight line, yeah it's much easier with the flappy paddles. I went to the Porsche driving school in Alabama. Got all cocky thinking I would rip it in the manual 911. My buddies thought the same. We were stomped around the track by the flappy paddle 911s. Still had a blast.
     
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    Once saw a lady going full speed down the highway while putting mascara on using the mirror her visor. Call me crazy, but both hands off the wheel, face into the visor with one eye closed is not the optimal driving position. Also freaks me out that any little bump or change in speed and she's at risk of impaling her eye with the mascara wand.
     
  9. ultrabike

    ultrabike Measurbator - Admin

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    You saw natural selection in action.
     
  10. Hands

    Hands Overzealous Auto Flusher - Measurbator

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    Manual, DCT w/ paddles, a good auto...No reason you can't have fun in a good car with any of those. :)
     
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    Well, while we are all putting the world to rights, or lamenting that it can't be done, here's a hopeless case getting worse every day... My mother country, UK.

    Now plunging itself into constitutional crisis on top of everything else. And this is Boris. Yes,Tory Boris, none of your "liberals" (as some like to call them, occasionally even including the quotes for better effect), but true Conservatives are steering the country to its ruin. Probably while eating spaghetti!

    I wouldn't mind, but I remain sort-of fond of the old place (easier when you don't live there) and depend partly on my state pension and its foreign-exchange value. Not to mention all the innocent animals that are likely to get hurt.
     
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    I can't wait to read my latest issue of the The Economist while eating Beans and Toast with Tea over the weekend.
     
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    Heinz beans, of course. So British! Except... actually American :)
     
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    I get my Heinz Beans from the Indian Grocery mart within walking distance from my apartment. You can't just give up the British food.
     
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    Darwin proved otherwise.
     
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  16. Psalmanazar

    Psalmanazar was: dingleberry; now: chill + interesting

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    I’ve seen guys pouring red wine into cups at red lights during the morning commute.
     
  17. Senorx12562

    Senorx12562 Case of the mondays

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    Breakfast of champions.
     
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  18. MrTeaRex

    MrTeaRex His head's not fat, he's my brother!

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    Now THAT is just unacceptable and improper!

    One must use a proper stem glass.
     
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  20. purr1n

    purr1n Finding his inner redneck

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    Lolololol. My kids and I actually have our concealed straws. It's getting ridiculous. I wish more people owned guns in CA so we can march toward our city halls with torches.
     

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