Sad thread about putting pebbles in your ass.

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by julian67, Jan 12, 2021 at 3:12 PM.

  1. julian67

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    This is the saddest, most pathetic thread on sbaf. That's really saying something. It makes Larry David's spite store from the last series of Curb Your Enthusiasm look like an insightful meditation. An entire thread by the board owner just to bitch about someone else's forum? Total faggotry. Pathetic. Marv, here's how it's done. Direct. You're completely up yourself with your bullshit about stuff sounding organic and having synergy and all your horseshit about measurements being secondary to subjective impressions. You might as well buy some magic pebbles and unrealisticium cables, shove them up your arse and admit you love it. You are such a little bitchy spiteful ponce, and all the little ponces who suck up to you are even sadder.
     
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    What a myopic perspective. ASR has done likely irreparable damage to the hobby and related discourse by perpetuating an idea that is fractally wrong, and has been demonstrated to be so on numerous occasions by a number of individuals both here and elsewhere.

    And the irony...oh the irony. Your utter lack of self-awareness is astounding.
     
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    Holy shit. I know I'm just a lowly rando but how is this guy (julian67) a "friend"?
    I mean, if he's a troll, why bother contributing enough content to become a friend?
     
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    Id dislike this but its too funny to actually dislike. Pot, meet kettle.
     
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    Direct would be flouting social distancing protocols. You're behind a keyboard and screen, friend.

    Nice of you to gloss over that the whole misbegotten point is that what's best value is somewhere between thinking magic quartz rocks do anything and enjoying suffocating feedback and hyper-smooth tracks.

    Faggotry? Really? Sit and spin.
     
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    Seriously, really?
     
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    yotacowboy McRibs Kind of Guy

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    Now that this is in the appropriate sub forum... I challenge you to a duel.
     
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    Toffee-nosed git! Wanker! Ah, I feel so much better. Thanks for the comedy.
     
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    YMO it's not drinking alone if you're on Zoom

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    I respect that you took time to choose your best selfie as an avatar.
    Beyond that, comb my weasel (which is a very colorful way of saying "blow me").
     
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    Finally, this works with the song.



    Also, people are people.

    P.S. You better bust a move to the Missy Elliot track. That track is still fire.
     
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    He was drawn to SBAF because of the measurements. But then later got upset that from the view that measurements only tell part of the story. He vowed to leave and said his goodbyes. But like many others before who did the same, could not resist coming back. This is several times now.
     
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    I really dont get why people give a shit about what is said on the internet - less so when its about an inanimate piece of equipment. True or false, its not changing your opinion of it (if you own it), and everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

    This forum, like any other is either for you or its not. its the same anywhere else on the internet or real life. You dont try to force yourself into the arms of a group you dont like while trying to change them, right?
     
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    This gives toffee a bad name :(
     
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    I fully believe it's the Keyboard Warrior Syndrome that kicks in with some people. They would never try to force themselves into a group they didn't like and that didn't like them in real life because it could result in actual physical ramifications. Also, I think that some people need the validation of their purchases by others and get upset when they don't get it.
     
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    This is the happiest most righteous thread on SBAF. Marv is a genius and all the big rocks who discuss headphones with him are the best of the best. Marv you might as well shove some awesome sounding and measuring gear onto you ears and admit you love it. Your contributions to this hobby are beyond belief. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
     
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    On a related note, I'm down for some friendly ass play with pebbles if anyone is interested.

    Masks required, and we will be using hand-operated pickup tools to maintain distance. That's also part of what keeps it fun and interesting.
     
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    Gross
     
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