National Coffee Day? That would piss me off, because I adore the stuff and can't drink it.
This is why I don't admit to people anymore that I like coffee.
A coworker of mine lives in Salt Lake. A shop opened up that only sells decaf so Mormons can drink coffee. What… uh… what is the point.
When will we sell decaf+cbd+thc on one side of the drive-thru and decaf+og coke on the other? Just drive in circles around the place.
Soon enough we can use our phones to connect with the neuralink in our brain to release a specific blend of hormones.
Some people actually like the taste of coffee...
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