I've had a couple of disappointments this year, with fruits that wouldn't ripen. Turns out that our maid used to sell fruit. She went to the wholesale market and got us a good one. She's even doing all the cutting work!
Have already stuffed myself. It's coursing through my veins. My skin is glowing. Even my piss will smell of it!
Mango. Yes, I love mango. But it still doesn't have the same effect, the same overall exerience, the same... high (I don't know how else to put it) as jackfruit.
I've only had durian once at a market in St. Martin, but it was one of the most wild sensory rollercoasters I've ever experienced. And the reactions of passers-by while I carefully cut it open was funny. That's some stinky shit! But good lord is it delicious!!!
Jackfruit is ok, love me some good mango. But durian is THE KING of Fruits! Wife only allows me a quota of 2-3/year (cost, smell). Season is coming soon, w00t!
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