Comments on Profile Post by Thad E Ginathom

  1. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    I've had a couple of disappointments this year, with fruits that wouldn't ripen. Turns out that our maid used to sell fruit. She went to the wholesale market and got us a good one. She's even doing all the cutting work!

    Have already stuffed myself. It's coursing through my veins. My skin is glowing. Even my piss will smell of it!

    Life is good!
    Mar 26, 2022
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  2. pavi
    pavi
    man... I miss jackfruit! nothing quite like it
    Mar 26, 2022
  3. Senorx12562
    Senorx12562
    Pretty sure monkeys are fans. Who am I to argue?
    Mar 26, 2022
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  4. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Jackfruit is a Gateway Fruit... to Deep-Fried-Jackfruit

    Mmmmmm crispygooeymunchey delicious. I'd better make some more.

    @pavi Don't know where you are. If USA, I'd guess it grows somewhere there? I've seen it in UK, at absurd prices.
    Mar 26, 2022
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  5. Senorx12562
    Senorx12562
    I'm pretty sure it would have to be considerably further south than anywhere in the USA that I have ever lived.
    Mar 26, 2022
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  6. Jinxy245
    Jinxy245
    I've always wanted to try it...thanks for the motivator
    Mar 26, 2022
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  7. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Next you'll be peddling durian!
    Mar 26, 2022
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  8. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    @Kunlun, probably not. I had a Malaysian-Indian GF in London, and she *loved* Durian, so, expensive import that it was, she occasionally indulged.

    Weird thing 1: How can something that smells like a never-cleaned toilet be edible, let alone pleasant?

    Weird thing 2: How can something that looks like some sort of fruit have a texture more like custard? ...
    Mar 26, 2022
  9. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    ... It's a reality-defying experience that people ought to have at leat once. But I'm not *wild* about it. Whereas I'm a Jackfruit Junkie.
    Mar 26, 2022
  10. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Mango. Yes, I love mango. But it still doesn't have the same effect, the same overall exerience, the same... high (I don't know how else to put it) as jackfruit.

    Sashimi, maybe.
    Mar 26, 2022
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  11. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    I've only had durian once at a market in St. Martin, but it was one of the most wild sensory rollercoasters I've ever experienced. And the reactions of passers-by while I carefully cut it open was funny. That's some stinky shit! But good lord is it delicious!!!
    Mar 26, 2022
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  12. gixxerwimp
    gixxerwimp
    Jackfruit is ok, love me some good mango. But durian is THE KING of Fruits! Wife only allows me a quota of 2-3/year (cost, smell). Season is coming soon, w00t!
    Mar 26, 2022
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  13. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Each to their own fruit! Excuse my while I fry some more jackfruit :)
    Mar 27, 2022