Kunlun

And…a new AC/DC album!

New hearing-aid tech is always welcome. Always hoping

And: Happy National Butterscotch Pudding Day!

I did a quick bit of research on top of what I already knew, and if I'm reading the reports in the right way, there isn't a JetPack that is publicly known about that would fit this description. There is a JetPack type bike helicopter, but that doesn't fit the description. This is incredibly strange.

There is one JetPack that would *maybe* fit the descriptions, but it hasn't been used at the altitude reported, at least not publicly.

My best guess would be either
A)Sky Diver with some sort of propulsion assist?

B)Something out of the black world, or perhaps a DARPA project.

Its certainly the right area for it to be a black project, but that would be an incredibly unusual time and area to carry out the test.

Or its fucking Iron Man

Where's the surface phonon resonator for the high frequency quantum acoustics? :)

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/museums-creepiest-objects-twitter/index.html

Now all they need to do is drop their politeness act and start roasting other museums a la Wendy's Twitter.

It's always about uranus, what about my anus? It has a very bubbly personality. Especially in a bath.

Now we'll REALLY need some toilet paper...

Headline: Planet starts actually farting around solar system

The crackers are probably fine but i wouldn’t try to choke down the first two no matter how hungry you get.

Favorite. https://customerservicewolf.com/image/99703424736

I enjoyed this far more than I should have.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5F3-HiBkyy/

^ lol!

Have been following Customer Service Wolf on instagram for quite a while. Love it.

新年快乐！

Or Teochew yam mooncakes. Basically yam paste (which is cooked with some lard) covered in a flaky pastry. Better value for calories gained.

Of course ice cream mooncakes would taste better but no one ever gives me those.

@Thad E Ginathom Nah, most Chinese say they love the flavor. They're not horrible just dont do anything for me.

Why is my first thought the body being sprinkled/garnished with the ingredients, rather than than a bottle of oil, a saltshaker, etc. being placed in the coffin?

shiiiit, I'm gonna need to add a rider on my funeral contract. A bottle of yucateco green MUST be in my shirt pocket.

Cremation, I presume?

IDK what it was or if they pulled it but I get the "something went wrong" page...
Edit, it's working now.
Yes indeed-holy fuckstick. Awesome.

https://twitter.com/flipflytumble/status/1160009764811575296

Try this one?

At this point, she's doing something that nobody's ever done every time she competes. People almost take it for granted now. That's how good she's been.

So when will cats land on the moon and claim it for themselves?

They sent a dog into space, but you won't catch a cat doing that stuff: they make sure the humans go.

At first I was like "Who is NY Phil?" Then it came to me and I slapped myself around a bit.

Really nice place!

Chrissy Teigen compared it to a renaissance painting. Kinda is! Just look at it.

Et tu, m17xr2b?

I had the pies of march yesterday

Well, I have not been stabbed or killed. If you survived the ides of March congratulations. I raise my coffee to your health! Cheers.

Yeah, that’s amazing.

May the earth pig year be a year of opportunity and prosperity!

So more bacon? Fresh bacon is always good...