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It's the mid-autumn festival, so have yourselves a time and eat some mooncake, audio pals! Sep 13, 2019

Kunlun was last seen:: Sep 20, 2019 at 4:55 PM

1. Kunlun
  It's the mid-autumn festival, so have yourselves a time and eat some mooncake, audio pals!
  
  Sep 13, 2019
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  3. Friday
    Or Teochew yam mooncakes. Basically yam paste (which is cooked with some lard) covered in a flaky pastry. Better value for calories gained.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
  4. DigMe
    Of course ice cream mooncakes would taste better but no one ever gives me those.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
  5. DigMe
    @Thad E Ginathom Nah, most Chinese say they love the flavor. They're not horrible just dont do anything for me.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Thad E Ginathom likes this.
2. Kunlun
  A funeral director told me when a chef died, his family put olive oil, garlic, and basil in the coffin and I can't stop thinking about it.
  
  Aug 23, 2019
  1. Lyander, Hooncake, jowls and 1 other person like this.
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  3. imackler
    Why is my first thought the body being sprinkled/garnished with the ingredients, rather than than a bottle of oil, a saltshaker, etc. being placed in the coffin?
    
    Aug 23, 2019
    
    Lyander, jowls and Kunlun like this.
  4. yotacowboy
    shiiiit, I'm gonna need to add a rider on my funeral contract. A bottle of yucateco green MUST be in my shirt pocket.
    
    Aug 23, 2019
    
    Lyander, Ringingears, Syzygy and 1 other person like this.
  5. Biodegraded
    Cremation, I presume?
    
    Aug 23, 2019
    
    Lyander likes this.
3. Kunlun
  So, Simone Biles just did what nobody's ever done before: https://twitter.com/i/status/1160009764811575296
  
  Aug 10, 2019
  1. hikergrl, Deep Funk, Syzygy and 4 others like this.
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  3. Jinxy245
    IDK what it was or if they pulled it but I get the "something went wrong" page...
    Edit, it's working now.
    Yes indeed-holy fuckstick. Awesome.
    
    Aug 10, 2019
  4. Lyander
    https://twitter.com/flipflytumble/status/1160009764811575296
    
    Try this one?
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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  5. GanGreinke
    At this point, she's doing something that nobody's ever done every time she competes. People almost take it for granted now. That's how good she's been.
    
    Aug 11, 2019
    
    Jinxy245 likes this.
4. Kunlun
  50 years ago today: https://tinyurl.com/y4ngsxoq
  
  Jul 20, 2019
  1. hikergrl, JK47, Wilson and 13 others like this.
  2. Deep Funk
    So when will cats land on the moon and claim it for themselves?
    
    Jul 21, 2019
    
    Josh83, JK47 and Kunlun like this.
  3. Thad E Ginathom
    They sent a dog into space, but you won't catch a cat doing that stuff: they make sure the humans go.
    
    Jul 21, 2019
    
    Josh83, Deep Funk, hikergrl and 1 other person like this.
5. Kunlun
  Free NYPhil concert at the cathedral of St. John the divine. Bruckner's 8th. Line is 2000 people. Luckily, cathedral holds that many!
  
  May 27, 2019
  1. Jinxy245, AdvanTech, brencho and 2 others like this.
  2. DigMe
    At first I was like "Who is NY Phil?" Then it came to me and I slapped myself around a bit.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
    Lyander likes this.
  3. brencho
    Really nice place!
    
    May 27, 2019
6. Kunlun
  Did everyone see this pic of DWade crashing into John Legend and Chrissy Teigen? http://tinyurl.com/yxb66vp2
  
  Apr 10, 2019
  1. ChaChaRealSmooth, Deep Funk, Jinxy245 and 2 others like this.
  2. Kunlun
    Chrissy Teigen compared it to a renaissance painting. Kinda is! Just look at it.
    
    Apr 10, 2019
7. Kunlun
  My favorite April 1st audio thing: http://tinyurl.com/y2rjp3cp
  
  Apr 2, 2019
  1. Dr. Higgs, Lyander, Jinxy245 and 3 others like this.
8. Kunlun
  'Tis the ides of march. Beware!
  
  Mar 15, 2019
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  3. Kunlun
    Et tu, m17xr2b?
    
    Mar 15, 2019
    
    JK47 and Cspirou like this.
  4. Cspirou
    I had the pies of march yesterday
    
    Mar 15, 2019
    
    Thad E Ginathom and Kunlun like this.
  5. Deep Funk
    Well, I have not been stabbed or killed. If you survived the ides of March congratulations. I raise my coffee to your health! Cheers.
    
    Mar 16, 2019
    
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9. Kunlun
  Royal Trux reform and then split up in the middle of interview: https://tinyurl.com/y2eqvpsj
  
  Mar 6, 2019
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  2. wbass
    Yeah, that’s amazing.
    
    Mar 6, 2019
10. Kunlun
  Happy Lunar New Year! Gong Xi Fa Cai! Losar Tashi Delek!
  
  Feb 4, 2019
  1. Thad E Ginathom, Jinxy245, Deep Funk and 11 others like this.
  2. Kunlun
    May the earth pig year be a year of opportunity and prosperity!
    
    Feb 4, 2019
    
    Thad E Ginathom, Jinxy245, Ringingears and 1 other person like this.
  3. Deep Funk
    So more bacon? Fresh bacon is always good...
    
    Feb 5, 2019
    
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11. Kunlun
  Dale Lott, of Aurisonics/Fender, is up to something: https://i.imgur.com/7x84BiX.jpg Is that a piezoelectric driver?
  
  Dec 23, 2018
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  2. Senorx12562
    Just read a review of the Khan that posited more iems with piezoelectric drivers were on the way.
    
    Dec 23, 2018
12. Kunlun
  Medically inclined superfriends: Here's a super bloodclot: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/12/bronchial-blood-clot/577480/
  
  Dec 7, 2018
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  3. briskly
    I saw fractal and broccoli and now I can't get Romanesco out of my head.
    
    Dec 8, 2018
  4. jowls
    Wow, that’s awesome. I love it when people birth weird stuff. I had a patient once with epistaxis who sneezed a grape sized polyp into his hand, complete with tendrils and vasculature. Everyone in the room was like ‘HOLY FUCK... PARASITIC ALIEN INVASION!’
    
    Dec 14, 2018
    
    Thad E Ginathom, Riotvan, DigMe and 1 other person like this.
  5. jowls
    If I had a flamethrower I would have lit him up...
    
    Dec 14, 2018
    
    Thad E Ginathom and Kunlun like this.
13. Kunlun
  Noble Genghis Khan iem announced, dynamic-multi-BA-piezo-electric hybrid. $2,399.
  
  Nov 19, 2018
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  3. DigMe
    Khan would have had the fire guitar guy from Fury Road
    
    Nov 19, 2018
    
    Merrick, captkirk, spwath and 2 others like this.
  4. Psalmanazar
    They ran into stuff like trees and deserts. Horse hitting tree not good
    
    Nov 19, 2018
  5. Deep Funk
    Does it have hit-and-run technology with deadly arrows? Are the drivers made of Mongolian horse hair? Will this IEM conquer the world and take over the silk road? So many questions...
    
    Nov 20, 2018
14. Kunlun
  SBAF News: Author Haruki Murakami Will Donate A Record Collection 'Beyond The Bounds Of Sanity'
  
  Nov 8, 2018
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  3. JustAnotherRando
    Beyond the Bounds of Sanity sounds like the name of an album.
    
    Nov 8, 2018
  4. Kunlun
    @JustAnotherRando "Vinyl Beyond the Bounds of Sanity" is my bondage grandpa metal group.
    
    Nov 8, 2018
    
    Wilson likes this.
  5. Wilson
    The insane part is that the collection consists of thousands of copies of the same album.
    
    Nov 8, 2018
15. Kunlun
  The Washington Post reviewed Post Malone, I think they liked him! https://tinyurl.com/y944wjh6 It's a fun read
  
  Oct 31, 2018
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  3. Wilson
    I wish we can get Post Malone a ticket to see @JK47
    
    Oct 31, 2018
    
    DigMe and Cspirou like this.
  4. DigMe
    Those tattoos... *shudder*
    
    Oct 31, 2018
    
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  5. Wilson
    "Makes Vanilla Ice look like Luther Vandross"
    
    Nov 1, 2018
    
    DigMe likes this.
16. Kunlun
  I called warrior's business partner. He's been out for a month with health issues, but-good news-he should be back this coming week!
  
  Oct 26, 2018
  1. Ardacer, Thad E Ginathom, elguapo and 20 others like this.
  2. netforce
    Great to hear he is recovering. I wonder if he will like the potato.
    
    Oct 26, 2018
    
    Thad E Ginathom and Kunlun like this.
17. Kunlun
  Longform story about the end of Diarrhea Planet: https://www.stereogum.com/featured/diarrhea-planet-breakup-interview-final-shows/
  
  Sep 21, 2018
  1. Ardacer and Biodegraded like this.
  2. Biodegraded
    You've just reminded me of another for the 'favourite live recordings' thread.
    
    Sep 21, 2018
18. Kunlun
  Has anyone had sbaf go in and out of being able to load? I mean like inaccessable for 30mins or so.
  
  Sep 20, 2018
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  3. Mystic
    Clearing my browser cache fixed the issue for me. Using the mobile Edge browser.
    
    Sep 20, 2018
  4. bengo
    I'm surprised Jude didn't snap up the domain as soon as it expired
    
    Sep 20, 2018
    
    Thad E Ginathom, Ardacer and Lyander like this.
  5. ButtUglyJeff
    Jude was too busy getting his ass kissed by Harmon to notice...
    
    Sep 21, 2018
    
    Thad E Ginathom likes this.
19. Kunlun
  This is a delightful story by/about a young NBA player: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/joel-embiid-its-story-time
  
  Sep 3, 2018
  1. Ardacer, DigMe, Jinxy245 and 2 others like this.
  2. DigMe
    Good one
    
    Sep 4, 2018
20. Kunlun
  A fun bit of internet sleuthing, Huawei busted: https://petapixel.com/2018/08/20/huawei-caught-faking-smartphone-photos-with-a-dslr-again/
  
  Aug 21, 2018
  1. Erikdayo, obsiCO, Elnrik and 5 others like this.
  2. Elnrik
    Color me surprised. /S
    
    Aug 21, 2018
    
    Jinxy245 likes this.
  3. DigMe
    Samsung has been busted in the past using stock photos as examples of photos from their phone cameras. Which is even dumber since anyone can find the source
    
    Aug 21, 2018
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