Comments on Profile Post by Biodegraded

  1. Biodegraded
  2. ilikebananafudge_
    ilikebananafudge_
    What a world we live in
    Mar 17, 2025
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  3. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    But as we continue to correspond like this - fewer of us all the time!
    Mar 17, 2025
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  4. Tchoupitoulas
    Tchoupitoulas
    ban email
    Mar 17, 2025
  5. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    I'd guess the guy was non-compliant with institutional email policy, got spanked by HR, and decided to take the piss. But I'm sure the story will get promoted - with minimal context - by the 'anti-woke' crowd.
    Mar 17, 2025
  6. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    Mar 17, 2025
  7. Gazny
    Gazny
    Oh my gosh
    Mar 17, 2025
  8. YMO
    YMO
    My email signature is me saying shaving my balls
    Mar 17, 2025
  9. Case
    Case
    Wow, 'Bone Buddies'? Suddenly, collecting headphones seems innocuous.
    Mar 17, 2025
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  10. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    What did I miss?
    Mar 17, 2025
  11. Armaegis
    Armaegis
    My workplace has automated signatures that also include graphics that talk about various rotating company statements and policies, green initiatives, blah blah blah. A lot of the vendors and customers I email also have logos or images embedded in their signatures, which don't seem like much until you realize that little tiny graphic is actually a 300kb file. Multiply by 20 people and it gets big fast.
    Mar 17, 2025
  12. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    Reminds me of the savings, calculated years back by somebody, of replacing every instance of 'Microsoft' with 'Moft'. Meanwhile, Bitcoin mining continues apace...
    Mar 17, 2025
  13. Armaegis
    Armaegis
    doesn't everyone just abbreviate it "M$" ?
    Mar 17, 2025
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  14. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    When I retired from the city we had an email signature generator on the intranet that we entered all our personal and contact info and it created a sig with the logo link to the city website, disclaimer, and whatever else they wanted everyone's sig to look like, in both mobile and desktop versions. They changed it up now and then for special events and the like.
    Mar 17, 2025
  15. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    This profile post is private and confidential. If it is not meant for you, you must not read it, you must not divulge its contents, or even its existence, Blah Blah, corporate fcking Blah.

    I was implementing the email system. Management said they wanted some of this crap on every outgoing mail. I said, it is of no legal value whatsoever. They said I was probably right but... put it anyway.
    Mar 18, 2025
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