Comments on Profile Post by Deep Funk

RACIST! PATRIARCHY!

You do realize this has all been a joke, right?

I mean I can draw you a diagram that starts with my first post and ends with me pointing at my dick if that’ll help.

@cizx Jokes on you Jack

This reminds me of certain people I once knew. I will try to ignore you.

You should work on your jokes. They are not funny...

Yeah, you made me extend it past it’s funny point be not getting it.

Who actually loses their hair in a boating accident?

I once treated a guy who lost some scrotum hair while sitting on a marlin board. He lost a testicle too. Not entirely lost though - hanging on by his vas deferens. Like a squashed grape. I like to think that the sperm that spilled out of his ruptured epididymus were eaten by the fish he had been trying to spear and that they in turn utilised the nourishment to produce their own eggs. Circle of life and all that.

@jowls, good image!

I meant the hair on my head, because I'm bald. It was just a joke. You didn't have to whip out someone's nuts. Holy f**k.

@jowls That was beautiful, bro. Hakuna Matata.

''You do realize this has all been a joke, right?'' This is some demented bs.

no, you're just too stupid to realize it.

I suppose you can say all kinds of bs on the internet and put ''It was a joke'' at the end.

I hope you die. That's not a joke. That was a joke.

1. I post that you're all socially inept. 2. I respond to jackoff47 with a socially inept reply. 3. I react obviously childishly to douchefunk's reply. 4. I make up a story about a hair loss accident and call df a racist...

Anyone who didn't get that that was all a joke is a f'ing moron. I'm looking at you.

@cizx.6 banned for a month for shitting up the forum.

can't spell shit without cizx.X

The deliciousness of him being on cizx.6

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? I thought that was how people knew they were jokes.

@jexby go f**k yourself

And one more month off. You made it a few hours this time. Congrats.