The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. Thad E Ginathom

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    I'm guessing that you have leather car seats? Or plastic? And that it takes a lot more than wipes to get diarrhoea out of fabric-covered seats.

    I had a Urinary Overload Event in the car once. Sometimes, that last mile to the public toilet is a mile too far. Anyway, that just took water and some nice-smelling disinfectant. Could have been worse. As you already know, of course.
     
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    The good news is that my fabric covered seats in my Honda didn't get any dodo smear. It was when I gotten out of the car when the dodo started to drip to the ground I still spread the hell out of the car of course.
     
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    In potty training three kids, we've had some interesting "UOEs" as well. During a trip to Rome my daughter had a "must go now" event and ended up peeing behind a food truck right outside the Vatican. We still bug her about the "holy water" event...
     
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    Okay, given the recent posts...

     
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    I remember when I was four I smeared my poop all over my mother's apartment. I dunno why I still remember that moment though.
     
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    Well, I WAS thinking of ordering dinner. But on second thought, I think I’ll go to Walgreens and pick up some bathroom supplies. |\/|
     
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    Um, not to be too big or too serious, but glad that chapter seems to have ended at 4 year old, as it's a real "thing". So don't start telling any psychs about your prior bout of "scatolia"!

    "Further, while not common in older children, younger children or infants may find it interesting to play with or smear their feces, if given the opportunity. Children who do engage in this practice may have further psychiatric issues that should be explored."

    ;)
     
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    This is a gem...

     
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    Headphone photoshoots can't be easy, but this one by Beyerdynamic really shouts "what the hell am I doing with my life?"

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    looking out of my lonely gloom, day after day
     
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    ... Yay!

    At least I'm not in an office!

    :punk:
     
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    "If this glass wasn't here I would so try to fly..."
     
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    "Shame about the shitty weather - I can only hear Mt Beyer, I can't see it."
     
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    "If I weren't so anti-social and a total bore, I might be out getting laid right now."
     
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    For some reason the post from @crazychile made me think of him listening to "Jackie" from Sinnead O'Connor.

     
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    The headbanging starting at 0:35 is priceless!
     
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    When dealing with clueless customers/guests, this sketch makes so much sense. Had a guest who took about 10 minutes to order because he and his family could not read a menu...

     
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    Oh, the cat's eaten it...

    All time MP classic!
     
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    One of the very best ones the MP crew did! Thanks!
     

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