Comments on Profile Post by spwath

  1. spwath
    spwath
    Weird thing is I am smarter than my roommate, though with a much worse work ethic, but my sense of style is... well I just bought a 100% rabbit fur coat at goodwill, all my shirts are from goodwill, I own a white and silver jacket, a gold jacket, and many other odd things.
    Apr 8, 2019
  2. zerodeefex
    zerodeefex
    Maybe your roommate uses apostrophes when appropriate and she is a grammar nazi?
    Apr 8, 2019
  3. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Were you talking to a man about what women want or was this a woman you were talking to?

    Because you should ask a woman. Several women, in fact. Listen to them without expecting some coherent female hive mind. Lead the conversation away from yourself to whatever it is they seem interested in with open ended questions. When they seem ready to stop, say thanks and mosey off on good terms, into the sunset.
    Apr 8, 2019
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  4. spwath
    spwath
    Nah, I'm the grammer Nazi, here is me correcting my roommate twice. https://imgur.com/a/5NeKDRU
    Though I guess I made a mistake in this profile post
    Apr 8, 2019
  5. spwath
    spwath
    @Kunlun this was what A women said to another women about me and my roommate.
    Apr 8, 2019
  6. JK47
    JK47
    She wants both of you at the same time, just don't cross the swords...
    Apr 8, 2019
  7. spwath
    spwath
    @JK47 that is certainly a possibility...
    Apr 8, 2019
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  8. Psalmanazar
    Psalmanazar
    She's not interested in you; she wants you to give him a makeover Queer Eye style.
    Apr 8, 2019
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  9. Lyander
    Lyander
    Someone please stop me from pointing out that grammar and Grammer aren't the same thing :p

    That aside, just go with what Kunlun said. If secondhand information then it could be BS, or maybe even her hitting on you by knocking your confidence down a couple pegs first. Only one way to find out.
    Apr 8, 2019
  10. spwath
    spwath
    @Lyer25 it was second hand info, but pretty reliable. She really liked my roommate for a while, I don't really know. She kinda gets with a lot of guys though, so I'm not really trying to do that. Plus she is a freshman.
    Apr 8, 2019
  11. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    I couldn't find the missing or wrong apostrophe :(
    Apr 9, 2019
  12. Deep Funk
    Deep Funk
    The moment you make the perfect joke that cracks her up and you look her straight in the eyes with a wink she will understand that you are the guy she wants. It can happen in the span of 2 seconds and snap. When she still wants the other guy, her loss...
    Apr 9, 2019
  13. spwath
    spwath
    Apr 9, 2019
  14. Deep Funk
    Deep Funk
    Then you do not have to waste 2 seconds of your life on her. Simple.
    Apr 9, 2019
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  15. crazychile
    crazychile
    You need to rock those sweet style Goodwill pimpin' clothes and ask her if she wants a job being your Ho. Theres nothing like a little shock value to get to the core of the matter. She sounds crazy and(or) confused.
    Apr 9, 2019
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  16. spwath
    spwath
    She is most definitely at least a bit crazy.
    Apr 9, 2019
  17. Syzygy
    Syzygy
    So she likes dumb guys with pimp aesthetics. What's that career track?
    Apr 9, 2019
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  18. Syzygy
    Syzygy
    BTW, I meant no offense about your sense of style. I was just imagining wearing all that stuff as a single outfit.
    Apr 9, 2019
  19. spwath
    spwath
    No offense taken. All I need is a gold chain and gold watch and I'm complete
    Apr 9, 2019
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  20. ButtUglyJeff
    ButtUglyJeff
    ...only at SBAF.
    Apr 13, 2019