Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by SCARED, Mar 12, 2022.
POSTING MEASUREMENTS & SPIDER CHARTS SOON!!!
What the f**k is this?
Measurements of your penis? If so I expect miniscule results.
It'll be a rainy day in hell before I click on those links.
And here I was thinking you were working on an actual review. Keep this up and I'll be strapping a Utopia playing at 120dBA to your head
SCARED is from the ETA headphones Discord - he's just a kid. This was obviously meant as a joke but even though there's a lot of shitposting in a few of our channels, it was tone-deaf for him to bleed that vibe over to here where there the culture is different and nobody knows who he is.
Personally I think there is merit to fake reviews as tools for insight into what's 'between the lines', but the nuance was wholly lacking here unlike one of my favorite posts, from @BenjaminBore .
I think SCARED actually does want to be able to write real reviews for actual gear but with little experience he probably felt intimidated so resorted to a joke which is a bit off-key for a first post and thread starter obviously.
Anyway, there's your context. Hope he's learned something about public vs private forums and community cultures. Carry on...
He is an ETA Discord member wanting to post a review. He’s trying to figure out SBAF. C’mon guys.
I assumed this was a random spammer.
Just because someone is from a Discord channel doesn't mean go nice on him. It appeared that he didn't read this and thus deserved the ban hammer IMO.
Handholding is not a way to learn IMO. But I am also a hardass so there you go. Aka I'm too mean.
lifted ban because I have no idea who the hell this is. This just looked like random spam.
Yes but grilled or skillet fried? Also spam with a sugar glaze is one of my kid sisters' faves cuz they thankfully still have the metabolism for that. It's a bit much but... yeah no it's a lot.
Vouching for Scared as a nice person, but yeah when he was asking about how to write a review over in Discord I thought it would be actual impressions and not something I'd have done in high school. Oh wait... need to watch the peepeepoopoo jokes now.
I mean, this joke was bad enough that I though it was just random spam.
Next time: trust us!
And don't mess up the forum with, errm... mess.
Next time is on him.
May I suggest How to Win Friends and Influence People have a sub-thread created called Shitpost Alley and this be moved to that location.
No, because I’ll be tempted to post my topless pics.
This is a serious threat, I've seen those.
Of course it'd come with a NSFW warning.
Probably not needed. If he's hairy enough technically all Chewbacca pics are topless pics.
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